Invent hilarious openings+ name

Hi community,

Today I'd like to hear your suggestions for weird to silly new openings.

Here is one of mine: The Covid-19 Lockdown Insanity( for white ): 

That was my invention, now I hope to see yours!

(Pls Comment, even if it is rubbish)

I invented this against my friend, who invented these:

There's also the Advanced Bongcloud:

Nice! Could u add a sample game

Not really, I never play these

Yeah me too, because it's inventedxD. And I invented the sample game!

I'm going to invent a sample game. The Advanced Bongcloud can proceed as follows:

what about the no castling opening?

Or the Charging Horse opening

Rook Pawn Charge Opening

The unsafe king charge opening

"Kadas Opening; Corner pawns attack; King Barrier Variation"

The All Pawns Gambit:

The "I only need my king and pawns to win" opening for white and the "reset for next game" opening for black

The 6 queens opening

The double ultra bongcloud

find a faster way to get both kings to opposite ranks!

The 8 pawns attack 

This is faster

flipped castle: