Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

its ok

remember white pieces suffocate in 4 turns

I swear y’all really keep forgetting that there’s two players in chess

anyway 87… Bishop goes on vacation after being banned, never comes back.

88. d4=oxygen supply. Basically whites suffocation is cancelled

I hate when it autocorrects emoticons to their crappy smiley face 😡

89. White king asks black rook to go get milk

black rook will not return.

89. ... b1=school

90. ...The board becomes the deepest circle of hell, Middle School...

91. ... Black nukes e4; all surrounding squares (including e4) are now radioactive. Pieces entering said squares will contract radiation sickness (and may possibly turn into chess mutants?)

92. irrigation floods the d file and the e file. Radioactivity is no longer a threat because water washes radioactive stuff away.

92. ... land tilled along the E-file river to create farms

93. Rf1, defending the water's source on e1 and d1

94. The Soviet Union drops a nuclear bomb in the water

93: Past radiation makes white sick, mutating their king into a superbuffed king.

U swapped moves. Thus markzhangs move comes before morris p beckers move. 94. … Rc8

95. ...Black pieces all lose memory and revert back to the starting position yes im running out of ideas lolol