Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

46. white yanks the ceiling fan out of the ceiling and throws it out the window

47. gold attempts to eat the white pieces but is only able to eat the pawns. white skips another turn and goes to the store to buy more pawns

47: Black spills his giant bucket of water, making a slippery trap on the entire board

48. blue from 4 player arrives and puts microwave to c4

50. black kisses white’s girlfriend.

51. white plays bean bag to e6

51... White's girlfriend beats Black with a metal pipe. Black's HP is now 53/100.

And black plays e27, promoting to an... anime body pillow?

52. white turns into a toaster, and misses a turn

52... Black ***** the anime body pillow. And the police show up.

53. white climbs Mount Washington and misses a turn.

53... The black archbishop en passants white's decoy king on c1, unveiling that the white king has actually escaped off of the chessboard.

white takes black's girlfriend with toaster

54... Black toasts white, turning white into light brown

55: White starts WW3, the board is now under constant fire and nukes.

55. black nukes the microwave on c4

53... Police beat black and the body pillow, bringing both's hp down to 26/100, and 14/50 respectively.
damn we movin outside the chessboard for this game

56. Remember when White took Black's "girlfriend" with a toaster? Well, White sucked the life force out of it.

Body pillow HP is 0/50

White HP is 114/100

57. BLACK PLAYS E5

57: White time travels back and plays THEIR move before the supposed "57".

58. white plays c4, causing everything in a 5 square radius to explode