Make a joke

GoodKnight0BadBishop

  1. Wesley So would say: So what if I lose. 

2.Hikaru dikaru dock

Nakamura went up the clock

The clock struck 1

Nakamura ran down

Hikaru dikaru dock

 

Mag'nuts' Carlsen (btw that username has been taken)

 

Carpov: I drive to work in my 'car'pov. 

 

Kasparov is a strong master. He's so strong that people think he's a chess dinosaur. That dino is above all the other weak mammals. I guess scientists have yet to discover a new species of dinosaur which scientific name is Kasparasaurus Rex. K-Rex

WacoOne

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GoodKnight0BadBishop

Thx. Why don't you make a joke.

WacoOne

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 

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Smells like carrots. 

pgranger
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imsighked2

 

#2596
 

My friend can tell what wood a bar top is made of, just by touching it.
He's what we call counter intuitive.


—Stephen Bales, St Ives, Cornwall, UK,

imsighked2

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words,
"Stop shaking the ladder, you little @#$# !"


—John Hansen, Moorpark, California

imsighked2

 Stolen from another chess site, but this was stolen from a baseball joke:

A chess master died – after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!

“What’s it like, where you are now,” he asked.

“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news.”

“Tell me the good news first.”

“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they’re all here, and you can play them.”

“Fantastic!” the friend said, “and what is the bad news?”

“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”

starboystellan

that's so funny XD

 
GoodKnight0BadBishop

My jokes are original. 

GoodKnight0BadBishop

I made them up. 

Dustin-Dweeber
how do you catch a unique rabbit ? unique up behind it.
GoodKnight0BadBishop

Jokes about squares and stuff:

1. If a knight on f3 can't go to d4. He'll take a detour on d2. 

2. The e-pawn disappeared from the board after being captured by a knight. He was on e7 and was just about to queen. This was the pawn's conclusion to the king: H'e8' me!

i-pawn: 'Aw man! Can't there be 9 files?! 

EOGuel
Eric0818 wrote:
WacoOne wrote:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 

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Smells like carrots. 

its supposed to be about chess i think

He just said, "make up a joke"! wink.png

Eyegor

I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. It took him half an hour to pass the salt...

Dustin-Dweeber
tell him "next time don't swallow the salt shaker".
Flank_Attacks

Rocky64

Why did the chess player cross the road?

 

To check the other side.

GoodKnight0BadBishop
Eyegor wrote:

I invited Garry Kasparov for dinner. It took him half an hour to pass the salt...

Now that is funny! LOL 

GoodKnight0BadBishop

I don't think a patzer chess player (beginner) will allow his luggage to be 'checked' at an airport.