So a seal walks into a club...
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A man walks into a club....... it's not my fault, he provoked me.
GoodKnight0BadBishop wrote:
My jokes are original.
Same.
Dec 7, 2017
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#45
I did not do it. I did not cheat! What
did I do? I am innocent. You think I'd
cheat on a test? I get straight a's! What
on Earth are you thinking?! I am
the best student in class. I never cheat on a
test. I am telling the truth!
A guy goes into a nightclub with a set of jump-leads round his neck and the bouncer at the door says 'Don't try to start anything in here!'
Dec 7, 2017
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#47
GoodKnight0BadBishop wrote:
I did not do it. I did not cheat! What
did I do? I am innocent. You think I'd
cheat on a test? I get straight a's! What
on Earth are you thinking?! I am
the best student in class. I never cheat on a
test. I am telling the truth!
Wow, at first I thought you were reacting to a cheating accusation on chess.com! 
.. That's, Not funny !
Dec 7, 2017
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#51
no no, it's "Was lucky enough to eat at a table with Kasparov, unfortunately the tablecloth was checkered, took a half hour to pass the salt." you need the set up tablecloth dude, that's how humor works, ugh.
Dec 7, 2017
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#52
Gata Kamsky (a well know grandmaster) says to his wife (does he have one?)
"I Gata go to work".
Dec 7, 2017
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#53
Do you know how farmers castle their king?
They say: "Let me 'cattle' kingside".
Dec 7, 2017
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#54
How many squares does the chessboard have?
If you don't know, the answer is on the right.
.. Sexual harrassment, will Not be reported ; However ; It Will be graded !
GoodKnight0BadBishop wrote:
I did not do it. I did not cheat! What
did I do? I am innocent. You think I'd
cheat on a test? I get straight a's! What
on Earth are you thinking?! I am
the best student in class. I never cheat on a
test. I am telling the truth!
Is that what your teacher made you wright?
Dec 7, 2017
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#57
GoodKnight0BadBishop wrote:
Gata Kamsky (a well know grandmaster) says to his wife (does he have one?)
"I Gata go to work".
Haha, good one! Pretty sure he does.
.. The last I read, {True}, He, {'Biden'}, matriculated, to becoming, a 'distinguished', teaching-lecturing fellow ; At the 'U. of Penn'/'Philadelphia', "Wharton School of Business." {nice 'catch'!}.
A guy walks into a bar with a huge newt on his shoulder, the barman said wow I see you've brought your pet with you, what's it called? Tiny he said, Tiny!!!!! why did you call it tiny? Because it's my newt.