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Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered with chocolate and nuts, and believe they may have found Pharaoh Rocher.
EricEmenheiser wrote:
no no, it's "Was lucky enough to eat at a table with Kasparov, unfortunately the tablecloth was checkered, took a half hour to pass the salt." you need the set up tablecloth dude, that's how humor works, ugh.
The correct spelling is 'humour'.
(I'm being ironic, by the way... erm... dude)
..A 7-year-old, {hidden camera}, 'job interview'; That 'ages', like a Good wine ! ..{ha-ha}
Chess joke:
Which grandmaster can play the part of Thor when the first actor of Thor retires? (I don't think Chris will retire soon)
John Ludvig Hammer!
How do outlaws play chess? They use a time bomb as a clock! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
The_Helloer wrote:
That's really not that funny.
You don't have to make a joke. YOUR PROFILE PIC IS ALREADY FUNNY!
That is a joke. XD lol
Rocky64 wrote:
Why did the chess player cross the road?
To check the other side.
That's a good one.
Funny chess game starts at 5:10... although all the sketches are a laugh.
(Translation from Scottish: "Gonny no dae that... How?... Just, gonny no" equals "Please don't do that... Why not?... Just, don't")
What kind of batteries should you use in your chess clock?
Alekhine.
A math joke:
What language do mathematicians speak?
Sine language!
'Santa's, helpers'?! ... No ; The 'Canadian Supreme Court'; {2016}
That's pretty cool.
.. A medieval, 'Star-chamber', of some sort ?! .. No; The 'German Constitutional Court', {2017}
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Off, the {New Zealand}, News- wire.
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2017/12/google-says-all-new-zealanders-f-k-sheep.html
.. How 'Aussies' behave ; As if, 'Life-is-a-joke'! ..{thanks, for that turn-of-phrase, 'LilBoat'!}
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/smh-editorial/gambling-the-weed-were-addicted-to-20171205-gzz81l.html
What kind of chess engine watches you in a creepy way?
STALKfish!!!!
So you give all the losers really bad sunburns?
Yea, right after I roast them so bad. oohh dis