My Conditions To Play Bobby Fischer

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This is actually....fantastic.  Best stuff I've read in months.

StacyBearden
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NinjaBear
Awesome post xD
StacyBearden
As Bobby always says when I play chess with him, "Thank you very much. WHERE'S MY PICKLED HERRING!!!???"
gillisloose

Where's my pickled herring cappuccino? I am thinking about never coming back to this blog because of disrespect to mr. fischer.  

StacyBearden
LOL! Welcome aboard!
Chessman22
You guys are mean!Laughing
StacyBearden
Paducah: Have a GREAT morning! (Yes, that's your new member name now.)
Reservesmonkey

My only condition to playing Fischer is that he play the Loomis Opening

1. h4 e5 2 g4 d5 

 


ivandh
I loved number 4, that just slays me. Hilarious!
TheOldReb
Complete Hogwash
Lousy
Cool  I love this post !!!
queen_love
Bobby Fischer has completely lost it. I still love his games, but man, the dude's got issues. BTW Taco Bell gave my friend a rash.
StacyBearden
Well, you're supposed to eat it, not rub it on your skin. Therein lies your friend's problem.
StacyBearden
Reb wrote: Complete Hogwash

You really need to lighten up. Just stop reading this post and you won't feel so annoyed. It's that simple. Hogwash.


pleasant_business

ahhh... defending a living legend? its precisely the living legends that need to be made fun of. they are still human, even if they are pretty good (<-- you see that? thats called understatement, and in case somebody didnt get it, its a form of humorous irony) at a game.

 this post is amazing.

Lions
Taco Bell's food gives my dog the runs
Ray_Brooks
I've played you Stacy, and seen Mr. Fischer play... my money is on Bobby, you'd only timeout, anyway! Sealed
GreenLaser
tbierig wrote: Taco Bell's food gives my dog the runs

Fast food goes through you fast. Why order Taco Bell? Is that what you have to use in Louisiana, the Mexican Telephone (Telefono) Company? On the bathing comment, I never noticed this problem whether Fischer and I were in a bookstore, car, etc. His comments in recent years, however...

bdehoyos

lol  my father useed to do that to me when I was 6 (rule 9) he played with one eye coverd and his right hand bihind his back

thanks for the recap