I play 1.e4
Nate23 vs Piphilologist with Kibitzers!

I'm ready for anything! Are u talking to me? U must be talking to me ......I'm the only person in the room so u are talking too me ! ARE U READY ? 3 white pawns f,g,h 5th rank-3 black pawns opposite on 7th rank...... READY ?

Play 1...e5, he won't be expecting that!
hmm...
I usually play 1...e5
and I don't know much theory for other moves
So I'll play 1...e5

ah I was hoping for an exciting King's Gambit...
I usually play the petroff here. but to make it more interesting I'll play 2...Nc6 and see what happens

I never play kings gambit. I switch between the Petroff and Nc6 when playing black. I usually play the scotch here, but I'll consider the Ruy or Italian.

Well in general otb I play an opening without much theory, and online whatever I feel like. I don't really mind what you play, I'm just trying to avoid drawish openings.

The petroff is pretty drawish. The Ruy can be exciting, but I play 3.d4 since that is what I know best.
Rules are simple:
2 days per move (or shorter)
Feel free to take any advice offered.
I want this to be a good game - you may use an engine (I won't) however I am open to good suggestions
Show us your moves!