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Picture Caption Contest #3
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May 20, 2008
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#3
1) Look over there at Svidler declaring a thumb war with Kamsky. What idiots.
2) In the background, FIDE President Kirsan Ilyumzhinov is thinking, "These two remind me of my pet goat."
3) The Chess Mentor program over there says to move the pawn in the center.
billwall wrote: Look over there at Svidler declaring a thumb war with Kamsky. What idiots.
ok, THAT was hilarious!! That might be your winner right there....
(note: this is not my picture caption entry - a lame attempt will be forthcoming)
1) I am the arbiter, and nothing will distract me from my duty!
2) Topless waitresses, now that's an idea!
3) Will anyone notice if I move this pawn here...
1.
-yes, as soon as my opponent runs into my little clingfilm surprise in the restroom, the game will be mine!
-Excuse me, Mr. Kramnik, are you aware you just said that out loud?
2.
Perhaps you didnt hear me sir, I said, NO trainers!
(sneakers for you american folks?)
3.
Wait a minute! This is just a wax statue! Check the bathroom!!
1. "Mr. Kramnik, the strippers you hired are very nice, but i'm afraid that distractions are against the rules."
2. "This man's from the chineese government, and he wants to talk to you about your radioactive bishop"
3. "See, the little horseys can jump over other pieces... are you even listening to me?"
Mr. Kramnik please. You're not playing first board, your game is here.
May 20, 2008
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billwall wrote:
3) The Chess Mentor program over there says to move the pawn in the center.
hahahahahahhahaah,oh man!!
May 20, 2008
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#10
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Man in blue tie : see that he cheated did Kamsky
Man in red tie : I know I won't be sending him a x-mas card gift this year
Man in black tie : Do you want to remind your opponent it is his move ?
Man in blue tie : yes please. Here's a $10.00 bill and buy yourself a drink whilst your at it.
Hey look, its another flying helicopter penis!
[quickly snatches a pawn away]
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Kramnik was eventually worn down by Black's persistent begging to "take a quick little peak at the board from his side... ya know.. just for a little dubblecheck... come on! you're like so much higher rated than me.."
Kramnik is ready to seize dictatorship rule of this Vote Chess game with these bozos.
Man touching board thinking: Kasparov stole his Queen's Pawn, so I'll take his Queen! SWEET REVENGE!!!
Man in background: There's a Fritz 10 under Kramnik's chair!
Man in background thinking: Weird, I thought Fischer was dead.
Oriental gentleman thinks to himself: "I hope this won't take too long.... I've got a booking for this table at 8 o'clock...nice people and big tippers"
May 20, 2008
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#15
Kramnik: Whoa, look at DeepBlue take on Kasparov in a kickboxing match!
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Man in background: I knew it! His pants ARE navy blue!
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Man in red tie: Now, you see that 1.d4 is a forced win in 17 moves, all you have to do is...Kramnik, ignore those Russian waitresses and listen to me!
erik wrote:
Ok. Here is the next Picture Caption Contest.
Rules: Maximum 3 entries per person, and they must all be in the same post! Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement.
Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor
Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes me laugh. :)
Final Submission Date: I will declare a winner on May 28th.
Have fun!
Chess schmess. Now thats hot!
1. I'm glad that computer over there is giving me an analysis through out this whole match...
2. Maybe I should grow a beard... hmmmm?
3. I'm glad I brought my "hand" gun... i think I'll just rest my head on it for the time being
May 20, 2008
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#18
Chinese guy in background: "why does nobody notice when their judges cheat?
1. [My one and only caption submission!]
(Man with red tie): 'Vlad, have you noticed that there's a guy behind us just staring at us?'
Kramnik: 'Yep, I noticed too, do you think he's lost or got other things on his mind?'
(Man with red tie): 'I dunno, let's pretend to play chess and just ignore him, he might go away soon, I think I'll just stand here and play 1.d4 so I don't have to look at him!'
Kramnik: 'This is so awkward, i think I'd rather just strike a cool pose than play with the black pieces with a strange guy staring behind my back!'
JF1 wrote:
1. [My one and only caption submission!]
(Man with red tie): 'Vlad, have you noticed that there's a guy behind us just staring at us?'
Kramnik: 'Yep, I noticed too, do you think he's lost or got other things on his mind?'
(Man with red tie): 'I dunno, let's pretend to play chess and just ignore him, he might go away soon, I think I'll just stand here and play 1.d4 so I don't have to look at him!'
Kramnik: 'This is so awkward, i think I'd rather just strike a cool pose than play with the black pieces with a strange guy staring behind my back!'
Ok. Here is the next Picture Caption Contest.
Rules: Maximum 3 entries per person, and they must all be in the same post! Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement.
Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor
Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes me laugh. :)
Final Submission Date: I will declare a winner on May 28th.
Have fun!