1. Fischer: "I can see that this contest can not be decided by our knowledge of chess.... but rather, only with our skills at break dancing!" (Pop, Lock, Ungh, yeah!) "take it Spassky!"
2. Bobby Scissor Hands.
3. "Fischer always began with the TWO PRONGED attack."
1. Fischer: "Do I look like an idiot?...Don't answer that..."
2. Fischer: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
3. Fisher: "Handshake before the match?" *Fischer pulls hand away* "Psych. Works everytime..."
Fischer: "Ha! Easy and I was first to solve the puzz- . . ."
Spassky: "Nobody cares Robert."
Fischer: "Ha! Easy and I was first to solve the puzz- . . ."
Spassky: "Nobody cares Robert."
Right on!!!
1. Fisher: I resign
2. So this is what hell looks like...
1. Fischer : "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? "
2. Fischer : " You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "
3. Fischer : "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
congrats to Akuni ! (See post #49)
Fischer: Those are not the pawns you're looking for.
Spassky: You know Fischer... The thing about using Jedi mind tricks is, you actually have to be a Jedi.
yay!
1)Fischer:Two Whoppers and a coke. Spassky:This isn't Burger King. "Nervously looks around" Fischer:Two quarter pounders. *pause* Spassky:Fischer shut up and play.
2) Fischer prays for peace with all his homies.
3) Fischer:Two dollars a game Spassky, hand my future meal over.
1. Fischer: Rock can't crush scissors! scissors are made out of metal! Why must I lose to this idiot?
2. Fischer: Hey what's that your pieces are doing to my king? It's like it's trapped or something. I've never seen this before. (turns the board around) Oh! Now it looks familiar!
P.S. I don't care if the contest is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Fischer: Rock can't crush scissors! scissors are made out of metal! Why must I lose to this idiot?
2. Fischer: Hey what's that your pieces are doing to my king? It's like it's trapped or something. I've never seen this before. (turns the board around) Oh! Now it looks familiar!
P.S. I don't care if the contest is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh, now I'm kicking myself for missing "What do you mean scissors don't beat rook!?"
1.
Fischer: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"
2.
Fischer: "You've substituted your King for a model Boris Yeltsin?"
3:
Fischer: "Better dead then red I always say, now gimme your trachea!"