pushwood's panel of experts:
Return of the Son of pushwood

i could read/post in this thread for the rest of my worthless life.
Yeah, me too...them and "kco's"...

@ akintews:
That's Roxanne Pulitzer (I knew I could finally stump you if I only tried hard enough!)...and eek! you mentioned it a while back, but I didn't realize it was so serious...sorry!
Tried to respond to your message directly, but apparently you've cut yourself off from the outside world now.
Which reminds me of another one:
I just hope that guy with the cards has them all glued...
lol...how did you even find that noodle fanner?! "Weird inventions"?..."Weird wedding gifts"?...
i'm doing so many searches i can't think which one it came up on. but i assure you iwasn't looking for it.