Laughingknight, your recent comments regarding your rear end and that which comes out of it are not appreciated.
edit: It's funny how it sounds all fancy when you hear it, but when you think about what it means it isn't fancy at all. lol 
Riddle me this??
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Laughingknight wrote:
riddle me this
what smells like crap and just came out of my butt
whatever thing you showed in i guess
Riddle me this.
A man rides on a horse in to a village on monday. Two days later he rides out of the village on friday. How is this possible?
Only heard this in norwegian, so i tried to translate it.
Correct Reb. I see that there is a little grammar mistake in the riddles. It was supposed to say "A man rides on a horse in to a village on a monday.
The horses name is friday;)
Not the hardest riddle you have seen i guess:P
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A man is found wandering away from the site of a plane crash. Dazed and in shock from injuries to his head and upper body, he tries to communicate with rescue workers, but finds his mouth is too swollen from injuies to speak, and he is no longer able to write. Desperately, he begins going through his pockets until he finds a hotel-sized bar of pink soap, and a set of keys. Pleading with his eyes, he hands them over to the rescue workers and moans. Immediately one of the workers sprints off into the woods away from the crash site. Why are you still reading this? First one to answer in a fashion I like, gets a trophy. If I feel like it.
laughingknight please keep it clean so this thread is not locked
thx
There once was a man from Peru, he dreamed he was eating his shoe, he awoke in the night with a terrible fright, his dream he had dreamed had come true.
Clean enough pharaoh
On my way to California, I met a man with 7 wives, every wife had 7 cats and every cat had 7 sacks, in each sack were 7 bats and each bat had just eaten 7 rats. How many men were going to California?
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A man is stuck in a room with only a calendar and a bed. How can he survive?
thx laughingknight
turkey_12345act wrote:
A man is stuck in a room with only a calendar and a bed. How can he survive?
he eats the dates and the, sundaes
Riddle me this ?
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
Very close, hazenfelts :) You have half of it - I wasn't looking for the "sundaes" part, though.
tabatha - Time?
time, tabitha
First you turn on one light switch and leave it like that for a while. Then you turn it off and turn on another. Then go to the other room. The bulb that is off is from the switch you didn't touch. The one that is on, is from the last one you touched. The one that is off but still warm is from the one from the switch that you turned on and back off.
W00T! Riddle skillz!!
edit: Rats! Someone beat me to it!