You can beat Houdini blindfolded.
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After you hit the start button against Houdini 2.0, the system immediately offers you a draw.
lol
you solve mate in two puzzles in 1 move.
onthehouse wrote:
Lose or win you enjoy a good game.
Finally someone says something sensible.
Yeah, every once in a while that sort of thing slips through.
AndyClifton wrote:
Yeah, every once in a while that sort of thing slips through.
better tighten the nets so it doesnt happen again
You can play 20 moves of the Ruy Lopez in a coma.
You can win a bullet game while having an argument with your wife.
You can see 5 moves ahead of Chuck Norris, who is always 4 moves ahead.
You read a book of opening variations without a board as if it were a friggin novel.
EminenceGrise wrote:
You can play 20 moves of the Ruy Lopez in a coma.
You can win a bullet game while having an argument with your wife.
You can see 5 moves ahead of Chuck Norris, who is always 4 moves ahead.
You read a book of opening variations without a board as if it were a friggin novel.
You read a book of opening variations without a board as if it were a friggin novel.
You forgot to meantion that afterward,you feel like calling the book's editor and telling him/her they need a revised edition.
When you can Release the Kraken!
If you are good at "playing" with your budz,while drinking, you should have learned by now that you can have a magic bishop... a preferred secret weapon of really hard to beat chess players...
You win right after drinking tequila and root beer.
When the music is cranked up, you can win a bullet game.
Whenever you play Rybka, the system automatically resigns.
Rybka, Deep Fritz, and Houdini's analyzers don't see any mistakes in 3 bullet games played at the same time.
When you play against Arena 3.0, the system calls all the computers to play with it.
you got the better computer.
You have never won a tournament...
Because the moment that the other players hear you've entered, they immediately abandon it for fear of losing rating points.
Your losses are never caused by your opponents being better, just by their being worse at saving preparation.
Once, it was discovered by seven simultaneous super-GM chess engines with supercomputer databases that there just may be a semi-forced dubious line for your opponent that would allow him to place mild pressure on a useless pawn 60 moves ahead, but only in exchange for you getting compensation.
It is the worst blunder of your life.
Oh, shut up!
Just kidding.
You hear rock music in a pair of headphones and you play the best move in every position.