In the class .. Who killed the king akhnaton ??
-- The rook in a1 :)
when you are walking with your friends then suddenly you act as you will beat him and say check !
Man , I gonna to fail in my study :(
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You open yet another newsitem about bishops abusing minors and rook(ie)s expecting a nice display of the power of the bishop pair only to be dissapointed by the content.
When someone walks by you slap him and yell "En Passant!".
After your sex change you tell all your friends you just promoted to queen.
Instead of saying the seven continents, which are Asia, Africa, Antarctica, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America, you say "Pawn, Knight, Bishop, Rook, Queen, and King!" and you realize you are a continent short.
The Chess "Patch" i put on my forehead that was supposed to stop me from playing chess Worked !! 
now once my friends stop laughing at me um cured ! 
Mar 12, 2012
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If you cannot look at a tiled floor anymore without seeing the latest chess problem you're struggling with.
Mar 13, 2012
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Chessking47 wrote:
Instead of saying the seven continents, which are Asia, Africa, Antarctica, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America, you say "Pawn, Knight, Bishop, Rook, Queen, and King!" and you realize you are a continent short.
ha ha
you try to hardest to figure out the harry potter chess position, and you don't know how to use technology to wind your way to the internet! p.s. i'm the old guyyyyyy
your at a restaurant and start playing chess with the condaments...ketchup to h6 checkmate, your salt shaker has no place to run!
You call your mom to play a game, and you scream, "e4!!!"
Your girlfriend says, "Let's capture the opponent's army!" in a warfare game and you yell, "CHECKMATE!"
You move pieces in the game Sorry! in a illegal way.
I hope I can get some more later!