Signs you're a bad chess player

dpnorman

You are completely winning, then you let your opponent back into the game, and then you resign, thinking you are lost, not realizing that you have a drawing combination right in front of you. That happened to me in a tournament lately :(

gledz

You knock your king over with your dice.

sanan22

you offer a draw whenever you reach an endgame

cornbeefhashvili

One of your pieces reach the 8th rank and you yell out "KING ME!"

dearprince

you celebrate when you move one of your pawns

Elroch

You are human. (It's just a matter of how bad).