Are you LAUGHING at me!
Signs you're a bad chess player
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RozoneGotGame wrote:
no, at the jokes
Diplodocusaurous wrote:
when ur opponent starts playing very quickly u start playing even more quick.
I think everyone does this. It's almost unavoidable.
JeffGreen333 wrote:
Diplodocusaurous wrote:
when ur opponent starts playing very quickly u start playing even more quick.
I think everyone does this. It's almost unavoidable.
I don't unless if it's bullet.
3. you try out the fried liver
You play this opening as white: 1. a4 (insert move) 2. b4 (insert move by opponent) 3. c4... 4. d4 etc.
You celebrate dropping to 100 rating as you think you are top 100 in the world.
This forum makes no sense to you as everything we say is what you do in every game.
You castle with your queen and rook. Then you realise that you were supposed to castle with your knight instead.
You offer a king sacrifice, because you think that checkmate means that your queen has nowhere to go.
Your 5 year old double adopted you.
When you analyse your matches, the evaluation bar plays a tennis match. But the main reason you are so bad at chess is that you DON'T analyse your games.
Your opponents let you win by playing with only a king against all your pieces, but you still manage to lose on time, in classical chess.
when queen is more important to u than king. (this is actually true and not a joke)
freerobuxman wrote:
3. you try out the fried liver
In that position, d4 attacks the bishop with a discovered attack on the queen, the position is still good for white
castrovinz wrote:
freerobuxman wrote:
3. you try out the fried liver
In that position, d4 attacks the bishop with a discovered attack on the queen, the position is still good for white
It actually isn't, because the queen can attack the rook and take another pawn.
Diplodocusaurous wrote:
when queen is more important to u than king. (this is actually true and not a joke)
yea lol if I hung my queen I resign
Apr 8, 2021
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#1978
Sign you are bad at chess
1. Your best victory is when you put a flashlight in your opponent's eyes and forced your opponent to play a losing move
Apr 8, 2021
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#1979
rtyhtftydufetw wrote:
Signs you are bad at chess
1. Your best victory is when you put a flashlight in your opponent's eyes and forced your opponent to play a losing move
Ruy Lopez de Segura used that "tactic"!
when ur opponent starts playing very quickly u start playing even more quick.