You see, this variation is disallowed, as the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile would put your King in check. Also, as it is a fairy piece, it is disallowed in FIDE Chess matches.
bro whut u be saying
its not even a fairy piece, its a perfectly normal (somewhat) variation of the tennison
bro...
the ICBM is so cracked!!
prob the only reason its not so popular as other early violent attacks is bc everyone thinks its a racist stereotype towards arabics bc of the word 'intercontinental' and 'missile' in general