the never ending chess story

Did I miss the part where they all live crappily ever after?

Will this story finally die out, like this one did?

well that figures, pontiac gto is prob my fav car. but i knew better then to think i would win a gto in hell so i purposly spelled it wrong. andyclifton however spelled it correctly and in doing so a gto landed on him and killed him.

...and so AndyClifton cleverly finally got himself released from his eternal suffering in Hell.

only to find himself reincarnated as a roly poly pillbug however this did not phase andyclifton because he was already used to eating his own poop.

But Hell was stronger than ever and dragged him back in!

and so he arrived back in hell but this time as a roly poly pillbug

He could not be seen

and so he spent eternity rollin around in hell eating his own poop unseen

Then BFischer began to suffer an overwhelming delusion that he was funny or witty or some such thing. He fell deeper and deeper into the delusion until . . .

he finaly said a joke that was hilarious. Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas, what he was doing in my pajamas ill never know. everyone laughed and called it a night.

When they were sleeping, they sleeped walked out of hell

and promoted to queens...

Weeds never die.

only to find out that their lives have been a lie all along that who they are and what happens is all decided by people posting their thoughts on a chess website forum from a different dimension.

My lie had been alive, all this time I could have been friends?

WoW! so thats how many people are on chess.com!!!!!!

And she found Carlsen half way around the world

it appears to be a waste of time.