but the camp was all blubbery
the never ending chess story
however he didn't come to New York to play chess, he came to warn Anthony about the dangers of bringing the King out to early.

and then he died and went to heaven where he spent eternity playing Aronian and eating chicken legs.
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Aronian exists in multiple dimensions, including both heaven and earth.

where he was taken to a rainforest somewhere in australia. He was forced to stay on his diet by Piguy. There in the depths of the dark he awoke reincarnated. No more sticky suits for him. No more POOh and cyinide. No he would not need any of this.
Yes fellow chess.com when he awakens he will find himself A STATUE!!!!!

so it went on a diet and ate lush, moist rainforests instead!