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thePIguy

so it went on a diet and ate lush, moist rainforests instead!

bovaboba

but the camp was all blubbery

FafrdTheBarbarian

So they burned it

hallo1

just as they burned the camp a huge...

chessdude46

marshmallow attacked Manhattan.

FafrdTheBarbarian

It was a spaceship piloted by Garry Kasparov

tcspeer

however he didn't come to New York to play chess, he came to warn Anthony about the dangers of bringing the King out to early.

thePIguy

Then the moderator appeared warning him about Some people's language getting nearly outta hand.

thePIguy

so he became the booger monster!

bovaboba

he ate all the poo....

FafrdTheBarbarian

which was laced with cyanide

MsJean

GROSS!    he said.....

FafrdTheBarbarian

and then he died and went to heaven where he spent eternity playing Aronian and eating chicken legs.

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Aronian exists in multiple dimensions, including both heaven and earth.Smile

bovaboba

but he died again and went to earth

chessdude46

And then the marshmallow came back

MsJean

where he was taken to a rainforest somewhere in australia. He was forced to stay on his diet by Piguy. There in the depths of the dark he awoke reincarnated. No more sticky suits for him. No more POOh and cyinide. No he would not need any of this.

Yes fellow chess.com when he awakens he will find himself A STATUE!!!!!


tcspeer

standing tall and proud, with a mission, find a computer quick.

thePIguy

A computer! "But I don't know how to use iMacs?"

FafrdTheBarbarian

he ate the biggest pie he could find until he saw the computer in the center.

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MsJean, that was more than 20 words. akso, who is "he"

brisk975

he turned it on and saw...