the never ending chess story

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[ASIDE: the apostrophe denotes a bunch of missing letters: lavatory or, more commonly "bathroom."]

And now we return to our story, in progress...

yeh, so the sushi chef reached in to the bucket of squid and pulled out the bishop who was furious...

...because all the pawns were set to Queen on the opposite color.

"oh my Will Robinson..., what are we to do?" he exclaimed in dismay. "that's eight too many queens!"

"Warning! Dr Smith. There is one too many Queen on this planet."

Meanwhile - Freddy Mercury heard this complaint and got the wrong message.

and then a atomic bomb exploded on his head

which gave him a clue, that maybe the universe was trying to tell him something, and decided to say it with A-Bombs. What ever could it be?

and he found out it meant...

god was trying to tell him something. But which god?

The mirror had the answer. There, in plain sight, he saw "DOG". It all became clear.

And the text said "woof!"

So he figured he was barking up the wrong tree.

he laughed with a chuckle, pulled up his buckle, and started to run with fun

he was a good natured man and now he had the plan, so off he went to find Stan.