the never ending chess story

When they hatched, people discovered that they were aligator eggs!

tim tebow picked the baby alligators up and ran for a touchdown.  then he drank some gatorade

Uh oh. Looks like the gatorade was really radioactive motor oil.

Not only did the oil make him poop, but they glowed in the dark!

But the nuclear scientist were intrigued and thought, "hey, maybe these little turds are a source of alternative energy." (Much like the little turds at the local day care are sources of alternative energy)

the scientists raced to pick up the turds like people in a crowd when a pile of money drops from a low flying Donald Trump. But finally, looking at each other with goofy grins on their faces, they released they were all holding radioactive turds. There they stood with frozen grins on their faces....

...radioactive turd-eating grins, but still grins none the less.

each hulk was enraged. They looked at each other with rage, and the rage made them start to fight. One picked up the other and smashed on his head, another jumped in the air and smashed his foot onto the upside down Hulk's tukuss.

Each one's rage fed the rage of each other. The rages got full after all that eating and took a nap, leaving the HULK there all foolish feeling, with his napping rage and a bunch of other green dudes all standing around shirtless and wondering just what life was all about.

the bull had the face of a duck with horns and only three legs but could breathe fire his name is...

Snackula Turdington the XXIV. He had it etched in gold leaf on fancy calling cards.

Snackula, unconscious, tried to look straight at Chuck and breathe fire, but Chuck blocked the attack.

Then an aggresive person came 

He went all out

He looked like the knight who killed dracula...ancestor of snackula

He was Bobby Fisher

Bobby Fisher got into a dumpster and ate a bad batch of tainted chicken livers from the atomic deli...

His jaundiced eye indicated a jaded disposition.

Unfortunately, while he was consulting the specialist, he died.

NOT IN STORY BELOW

wow.. bobby fischer died in 2008

people, grow up!

all of the hulks woke up and elvis ran away because of their look; even his mic couldn't scare the hulks away

However, his big hairy mic attracted another sort...

and then Chessking burst into the room and yelled, "Hey, Elvis died in 1977!  People, grow up!!!"

People grow up, become Elvis, and die next to a toilet. Some say it is destiny, others that it is a matter or random events coming out just so. I say it's proof of the universe's love for us. That, and proof that you can't flush a body no matter how hard you try.