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make up how to play chess.it can be funny,nonsense,humerous or ridiculous.

IF YOU ARE A BEGINER,DONT DO THE THINGS THAT ARE LISTED HERE.

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1.You checkmated your self

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2. you fork three queens with a queen.

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3.you smash the board to win
4.you use a ball to hit your opponent’s pieces. You win by hitting all the pieces off
5.you set a board with 32 pawns and win by pushing them
5.when you losing position, you win
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6. You swap Queen and King in a setup

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7.you win by throwing pieces

 

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8.you fork all the stuff………..with your king.
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9. You mistake a knight for a knight-rider.

10. You mistake a knight for a camel.

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11: you take your king off the board

(everyone knows that if you don't have a king, you can't be checkmated)

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12.You win by smashing your opponent’s king
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13. You bring the king to the other end of the board and claim a win.

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Insist on BEGINNER GOLF rules (specifically do-overs) but *only* for yourself

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16. You think that winning a pawn always means winning the game.

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18. You declare a win once the opponent's queen is captured first, even during trading of queens.

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20. You always put your pieces in the middle of four squares rather than within a single square.

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22. You learnt it through chemistry (eg. Nh3 is ammonia).

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You move your king to the corner and expect a win
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25. You always aim to get tripled pawns because it's basic courtesy to line up in a queue.

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You fork 3 queen with a knight

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26. You win by nuking the king with a atomic bomb! 27. You capture the king with your king while in the king vs king ending. 28. You press a magic button that you somehow got and every ATOM is gone?! :)

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30. You play each individual move randomly with the aid of a fair six-sided die.