This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.

However, a Dutch mink farmer with laser eyes blew them all away. With sadness in his heart, Andersen decides to take a walk. Anderson the A pawn was walking down the street when

he blurted out "I was a father! I'm gonna take it farther, make a mark & break apart fake martyrs!"

But he got fired from the military because they said he was a deserter, which the rules don't allow. Then he cried, and died; the end of a story would have been sad, but

Andersen was resurrected by a crow. He was alarmed & while trying to understand how this happened he heard a voice behind him say "Mr. Andersen." He turned around & saw a man in a suit wearing sun glasses.

Anderson then witnessed the man die for his flimsy gun exploded on him,

He groups up 20 pawns and becomes a terrorist

But the only person he successfully terrorizes is his accountant because all expenses for his group were paid out-of-pocket by him.

but it just looked that way because he only ate one banana and didn’t swallow the rest

And he ended up dying from poverty instead.

But then he got revived by a lightniny

after that, basil from omori gave him a flower

Andersen had a powerful allergic reaction requiring intervention via EpiPen.

But suddenly the president of Brazil hires him for a secret project that is.....