Shivsky. haha, good stuff.
Mine is a real one. I realized I was playing too much chess when I was reading the financial section of the paper and saw GM takes a fall this quarter and it took me a few extra seconds to realize they were talking about the company.
hi im me and im a chesaholic
haha
1st step- admit you have a problem.
2nd step- seek help from- hold on, I gotta go make a move
I don't HAVE a problem.
Now excuse me while I add 20 more games to my list of 68....:)
There's a great old allegorical picture with two skeletons covered with spiderwebs hunched over a chessboard. I know I'm playing too much chess because I analysed the endgame position left on the board and determined that one of the expired players had a forced win in about ten moves.
you know you play too much chess if you think about fist fighting stategically
I made a bunch of sticky buns yesterday and divided them amongst two large plates. After breakfast today, one plate had five on, the other just two, and I immediately thought 'that's a weak pawn island!'
hi im me and im a chesaholic haha
Hi me...
you know when you play to much chess when you randomly yell out mate in class after you won 50 game in a row
90 minutes off of chess.com you look up at a white ceiling and see a chess board with pieces and algebraic coordinates because of the burn-in in your eyeballs.
90 minutes off of chess.com you look up at a white ceiling and see a chess board with pieces and algebraic coordinates because of the burn-in in your eyeballs.
you too?
-you know you play too much chess if you dress up as a chesspiece for haloween
-you know you play too much chess if you dress up as a chesspiece for haloween
and know what the halloween gambit is- that's scary
-you know you play too much chess if you dress up your chesspieces for haloween.
and go next door and say "trick or trap"
you know you play too much chess when gambit is no longer a character from x men
For Grace Slick, it was when men on the chessboard got up and told her where to go (or maybe it was too much hookah)
You know you're playing too much chess when you're prolonging a fight with your wife just to maintain tension.
LMAO that's a good one :)
You ever do that little dance when you and a stranger meet one the sidewalk or in a hallway and no matter which side you move to in order to get around them they do the same, blocking your way.
Have you ever thought to yourself that it's because they've got the opposition?
You ever do that little dance when you and a stranger meet one the sidewalk or in a hallway and no matter which side you move to in order to get around them they do the same, blocking your way.
Have you ever thought to yourself that it's because they've got the opposition?
This happened to me quite often, so I read Silman's Endgame Course. Now I can usually triangulate and outmaneuver anybody I run into.
You know when you're playing too much chess when you're prolonging a fight with your wife just to maintain tension.
Love it!