Chess Caption Contest

 vs. 

(thanks www.ChessPics.com !) 

Which one is creepier? (I'd go with the guy on the right. I don't trust that moustache.)

Santa CLAUS!!

I prefer the former.

we seem to be in agreement. The old dude could maybe use a trim but he's otherwise an ok guy.

German FM Ralf-Axel Simon and Swiss IM Markus Klauser

Profi-Schach-Laden, Ralf-Axel Simon Albrechtstr. 111 12167 Berlin

Do I have to guess the players name or the event? I do not understand how to play.

The person on the left hand side is Simon Webb and the person on the right is Markus Klauser

Simon Webb? The IM who was killed by his own son?

Wasn't sure who it was. Right click I selected copy image url and simon was in the url so i thought it may be him.

Any note, I do know that this is from the Lenzerheide 2010 tournament

 Santa on the left, and Ned Flanders

I would truly enjoy going in a chess store such as that one.

"Dude! Are you shapeshifting?"

.  "No. It's your move."

"You sure?"

  "Yes."

"Whose move is it?"

  "Yours."

"Are you going to move?"

"Just checking."

trysts,

I like that!

I don't know how to copy images, so I'll take off on your idea with some different captions:

(white-haired guy) "I'm going to get a haircut!"

(Moustache man)   "Wha..., what?!?! Why didn't you get one before we started playing?!?!"

(White-haired guy) "Because I didn't need one then! MOVE!"

 just right click on the image and copy and paste in the reply box.

LOL