force mate


Actually, I was being kind.
RUBBISH!
OG
Rubbish yourself you couldn't come up with better!

that's rubbish, it doesn't even give a solution, and I bet there isn't even a forced mate. If you want a contest, check mine out:
black mate in two

That took me less than 2 seconds. Most (if not all) people graded under 400 know that BASIC motif. Try mine (it's mega-hard):
Most people here will probably recognise the position, but I bet LordJones3rd won't.
There is a forced mate in 8.
OG

that's rubbish, it doesn't even give a solution, and I bet there isn't even a forced mate. If you want a contest, check mine out:
The mate goes:
1. e4!! e5 2. Bc4!! Bc5 3. Qh5!! Nf6 4. Qxf7#!!!
OG

Now now children! It's Sunday, and if you can't play nicely on a Sunday you'll have to go to church.

that's rubbish, it doesn't even give a solution, and I bet there isn't even a forced mate. If you want a contest, check mine out:
The mate goes:
1. e4!! e5 2. Bc4!! Bc5 3. Qh5!! Nf6 4. Qxf7#!
That's not forced or in 127 moves

OG, you're going to have fess up, it looks like LordJones3rd has done some research and seen through your ploy.

Rubbish even by your standards, NxB5 CxB5, BxB5+ NbD7, 0-0-0 RD8, RxD7 RxD7, RD1 QE6, BxD7+ NxD7, QB8+ NxB8, RD8#
Ha ha ha ha ha
This one breaks a record, kasparov didn't solve it!

Mate, you looked at the solution. How can you say it's rubbish? It's considered the most amazing set of brilliant sacrifices in chess history!
Are you trying to say that arguably the start of chess history, a chess legend, the one and only PAUL MORPHY is rubbish?
You're odd.
OG

Your position is impossible and downright stupid.
Are you saying that you're better than Morphy?
Why isn't your rating 3500?
OG
LordJones, you have ongoing game with Wealybinn, with a rank of 1124. I suggest you win that game.. then you can crow. Else, crow somewhere else. Lol.

What are you talking about? I'm not talking about Online Chess, or Live Chess for that matter. Morphy, the great Morphy, is nothing compared to you? Yeah right!
Lord, Grand Masters look at that game before tournaments for inspiration. World Class Players are brought up on it. What is chess without Morphy? Without the basis he gave us, we'd be not half as advanced with our chess ideas.
OG