How to CHECKMATE an IM and take away his will to live!

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UnfriendlyGiant

JosephReidNZ

Good to know.

UnfriendlyGiant

A weak low rated guy like you will never "know" how to do this, lol. 

Laskersnephew

If you "took away his will to live." did he die? Or was that just hot air?

IMKeto

lol...you gotta love this online mentality.  "took away his will to live."

And yet another online chess death from embarrassment.

DiscipleOfKeres

Bullet and blitz are not real chess 

and

nobody listens to nine inch nails anymore.

IMKeto

Bullet and blitz is chess.  Its just not an accurate estimate of someones ability, unless they are an established titled player.

ChampoftheBepoCamp
UnfriendlyGiant wrote:

A weak low rated guy like you will never "know" how to do this, lol. 

Ahem

ChampoftheBepoCamp

Very lame... if you play bullet and blitz at a high rating then you can be judged as a good player! 

DasBurner

ok

mrfreezyiceboy

alright....

GooseOnDaLoose
UnfriendlyGiant wrote:

A weak low rated guy like you will never "know" how to do this, lol. 

Maybe they wouldn't know how to do this now at their curent level, but "never" is a very strong word. Who knows, maybe they could be better than you one day

aMazeMove
UnfriendlyGiant wrote:

 

Anybody including tilted players rated 2400 is beatable by another 2400. Common sense. You don't have to make it more obvious.

bla_w_gy
UnfriendlyGiant wrote:

A weak low rated guy like you will never "know" how to do this, lol. 

hmm if this is who I think it is then it about to get slur-y and spicy.  definitely if he calls me "stupid little 1100".

bla_w_gy

mm mm can't wait until morning

bla_w_gy

I mean, I swear I could've heard somebody saying something before about low rated players being "weak" or something, hmm.  Some, "How to (usually checkmate or something) a (insert rating or title) plus whatever other comment.  Maybe a, "I just (strong word for beaten) a (insert title or famous player)".

Yurinclez2

i could beat a GM in 2 moves fair and square. he would resign out of his own stupid suspicion

ChampoftheBepoCamp
Yurinclez2 wrote:

i could beat a GM in 2 moves fair and square. he would resign out of his own stupid suspicion

Do better gimmicks dud

UnfriendlyGiant
Laskersnephew wrote:

If you "took away his will to live." did he die? Or was that just hot air?

 

I thought to myself, who could be so DUMB that they take my title literally and can't figure out the obvious context. Then I saw your 1500 rating and it all made sense. You can't even figure out the beginner basics of anything!

 

UnfriendlyGiant
IMBacon wrote:

lol...you gotta love this online mentality.  "took away his will to live."

And yet another online chess death from embarrassment.

 

What exactly are you babbling about? You sound like a frustrated little simpleton who is throwing a hissy fit because you're too dumb to learn how to play chess at a level that isn't embarrassing, lol. Go find something shiny to stare at while you drool!