Mate in 1

yaaaargh Im so hateful right now
sorry...
hey maybe you can add more moves. I know this opening and it's an interesting one. with 3 moves or so it's much harder.

it seems a bit more EPIC for Nf3 and how the bishop cant cut as its blocked

thats an..how should i put this...odd puzzle. Ng2 would have been better in my view because who cares if the ending is "epic" or not. black wins either way. Thats all i have to say.
1. Heres an opening!
DO NOT expect to learn anything off of this forum, so dont complain about this forum having lack of "education
." This is just a mere mate in 1 puzzle for a little excercise to challenge your mind (maybe not?!).
2. Enjoy the forum as usual.....
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P.S I deleted two knights defense due to insults (-82) so its unviewable.
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