Here's mine, any suggestions
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Just a 3 min game where both of us after playing first few moves thinking and draining our clock, Started to play on clock ended in a beautiful checkmate.

Question:
What level of play are you looking at?
Yeah, same here. Do you want games where I clobber some low-rated player mercilessly but with fun tactics (so you can learn from his noob mistakes and wonder at my amazing skillzorz), or ones where we both play like 2000-rated players and the slightest positional mishap costs the game?
probably #2

I guess I should put this game in even though it is extremely derpy and won't ever get analyzed
I'm sure you've been told that moving the knight back to it's starting square is a wasted move. Why not open with 1. e4 d6 2. d4 Nf6 (The Pirc Defense). Now, 3. e5 is a bad move, due to 3. dxe5 4. dxe5 QxQch 5. KxQ Ng4, where black wins a pawn and white can no longer castle. Or better yet, play 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 (The Sicilian Defense). If you insist on playing the Alekhine's Defense though (1. e4 Nf6) you should learn how to play it correctly.
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