My best game EVER!

As you will soon see, I played out a BEAUTY. The result, which was unfortunately a draw, was a consequence of a dire blunder in a crucial moment, but up to that moment, I played a brilliant, positional game. I hope you enjoy seeing the game as much as I enjoyed playing it!

Oh my god I'm dying of laughter, how can you be so funny with just one chess game. It's like impossible to not laugh at this post like I am dying right now so funny.

Thanks for the suggestions. It’s clear than my opponent played a terrible game and got extremely lucky with that draw.

I was much better!  See my thread for my analysis that proves it!

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-analysis/my-opponent-got-so-lucky

If you look at my analysis in my thread, you'll see why I didn't do that.

weak player here, can someone explain why 10 Bxb7 wasn't played?

Because my king needed to go score a touchdown.

this is called a joke...

Instead of 7.) Ra7 you should have played d5 winning his bishop.

White could have mated on 14.) Bf7. I hope this is a joke...

score a touchdown ? That's football !? This is a game between the crazy and the insane,

Get your king out to the center ASAP!

A joke? Yeah, if you’re talking about the quality of my opponent’s moves.

The reason you find this game absurd is because you don't fully understand the full beauty of it. You can't understand it because you're not on their level.

Take science for example, this is an example of a string theory equation:

To an average person this is nothing more than a few doodles but only highly intellectual scientists understand what it means.

The same concept applies here. Most ignorant chess players will think this is utter non sense. Only those with an advanced knowledge of chess can understand this masterpiece.

Yes, this is a very high-level game.  I don't think even Carlsen could understand it.

Such a unique game. This will be forever a masterpiece on the side of the opponent. 

This is King of the Hill!  (Demented)