It's was unrated and he was the one wanted to play me so.. :D but i agree, to feel fun sometimes you have to punish some worse than you , which is very evil :D but won't do that over the board i respect them all, well some maybe not xD
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Don_frye1 wrote:
I cant post my game but can you analyze my game vs Diakonia where u crushed hin like a mellon? Diakonia is easy work..
Here we go:
Jun 6, 2016
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#24
Wow, what to do? Should I have my games analysed "shallowly and pessimistically", or, "sarcastically and maliciously" by some guy? Or should I pay to have them analysed "realistically by the King of Patzers"?
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trysts wrote:
Wow, what to do? Should I have my games analysed "shallowly and pessimistically", or, "sarcastically and maliciously" by some guy? Or should I pay to have them analysed "realistically by the King of Patzers"?
So many choices at Chess.com!
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trysts wrote:
Wow, what to do? Should I have my games analysed "shallowly and pessimistically", or, "sarcastically and maliciously" by some guy? Or should I pay to have them analysed "realistically by the King of Patzers"?
So many choices at Chess.com!
I find them all very pretty 'good' :)
Marco, excellent analysis of my game against AnalMonkey.
I learnt a few things.
It's really difficult when ur down to 2 mins and the opponent has over 5 mins on the clock. It was all hurry hurry hurry from my side when it got under 2 mins :(
Don_frye1 wrote: Thanks, he resigned because i told him i was going easy on him and i was going to REALLY start playing. He was shocked and scared and quickly resigned, gave an excuse and ran away. Easy work if i must say..
LOL !
I really can imagine Diakonia shocked, freezing with fear about your best chess skills.
P_or wrote:
Marco, excellent analysis of my game against AnalMonkey.
I learnt a few things.
It's really difficult when ur down to 2 mins and the opponent has over 5 mins on the clock. It was all hurry hurry hurry from my side when it got under 2 mins :(
Tks, pal, that is why I am The Unique, The First and The Last KING OF PATZERS!!!
Don_frye1 wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
Don_frye1 wrote: Thanks, he resigned because i told him i was going easy on him and i was going to REALLY start playing. He was shocked and scared and quickly resigned, gave an excuse and ran away. Easy work if i must say..
LOL !
I really can imagine Diakonia shocked, freezing with fear about your best chess skills.
Is that a challenge? Even with a winning position he quickly resigned and ran away. So whatever it was must have had a great amount of influence on him.
Yes, your nickname remembered him about the famous Brain FRY Attack.
He ran away to avoid brain fries.
Nice inspect elementing work.
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Alvin_Cruz wrote:
I analyze games... for free.
You are trolling, dumping the market.
What is wrong if we can get some bucks on chess analysis?
Am i guaranteed low end, and useless analysis?
Jun 29, 2016
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#36
Marco's a 1400...
and he's charging money for analysis?
I'm a 2100, and I offer brutal analysis of your games, FOR FREE!
Diakonia wrote:
Am i guaranteed low end, and useless analysis?
I guarantee your games will be ROYAListically analysed by The King of Patzers, as shown at the first page.
And the analysis will be very useful, see depoiment of an user in the post 28 above (copied below).
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Marco, excellent analysis of my game against AnalMonkey.
I learnt a few things.
It's really difficult when ur down to 2 mins and the opponent has over 5 mins on the clock. It was all hurry hurry hurry from my side when it got under 2 mins :(
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Marco's a 1400...
and he's charging money for analysis?
I'm a 2100, and I offer brutal analysis of your games, FOR FREE!
What is wrong? I can teach very well, as seen in post 28, see my post 39.
You are WRONG when you make analysis for free.
You are DUMPING the market.
Do you live in CUBA? No , you live in USA and you deserve to be paid for your services. Besides, even Cuba is ending its communist regimen.
Alvin_Cruz wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
Alvin_Cruz wrote:
I analyze games... for free.
You are trolling, dumping the market.
What is wrong if we can get some bucks on chess analysis?
Sorry Marco, but its true I really do analysis for free. I have two apprentice here at chess.com. We have games and annotate them later for chess development. Some time I use engines to make the analysis but being a mediocre player such as me I like analyzing on my own and then let the engine do its work later.
Oh, no , a very good competitor and does it for free!!
I think I'm gonna give 80% discount more.
truly evil...I like you