Look How Awesome I Am

I am so much better than all of you. I am secretly World Champion but don't tell nobody, it was done in an illegal state of mind and wouldn't have counted anyway because Annand cheated. I would post a game but instead I will just show you how awesomely manly I am and you will know that I must be invincible at chess.

Yep that's a real pic of me. I know it's impressive but control yourselves ladies. Men (since only men can play chess) if you want to line up to have your chess-playing prostates incinerated by my unbelievable skills, take a number. Right now it's at 4000, which coincidentally is where my actual rating should be, if only my twin brother didn't use my name at tournaments.

This is funny btw

éy, I am not going to react in a Typical processed-block manner.
I wanted to say ask: '' Do you Exercise? ''
I am 100% ( yes, litterally 100% ) experienced in Physiscal Exercising and its needs, looking from the right Perspective.
Maybe we can chat somewhat. 

Are you a wannabe Pdela?

He-Man was pretty-awesome...

You've sure come a long way since your debut: Pumping Iron with that memorable line: "I vill maszage yorr tyes latuhr - in ze sorrrnar" (that was the Austrian accent speaking by the way)