:O
Possibly the most ridiculous game I ever played.

Blackmar-Diemer Gambit??? *HURL* Instead of 5. ...Bf5?, you should instead take the pawn on f3. I don't think Bf5 is right at all.

@Exclamavioche
I won't deny that the night before was fun, but that wasn't what I was thinking about throughout the game. My thoughts went more like this:
"Oops."
"Well, I'm lost anyways, might as well do a sac."
"Fuck, how could I miss Qb6+?"
"How did I manage to get into time pressure already?"
"FUCK YEAH HE BLUNDERED"
"Ohshitohshitohshitohshit... phew"
"My defences look good enough, time to push that pawn."
"Holy damn, I actually won."

LOL facepalmfacepalmfacepalm....... I could have been in the tournament and I @@#$#@$^ MISSED the chance!

Oh my bad, sorry, I didn't realize you were white :P In which case, ewww, Diemer fans are strange people.

Well, I'm a very offensive player. I believe 9. Ne5 makes that pretty obvious :p
Don't worry, we don't bite.

It was admirable that you posted your worst game anyway. Most people like to show how superior they are. Ive had people play that wrecklessly against me and then complain that they are used to blitz games and that standard time is too much time to think. I always think that one is funny. Too much time to think.

Failed to qualify or just didn't want to come?
LOL at qualify, how do you "qualify"? You only win $30 or so (the entry fee). Not like the typical category tournaments (U08,U10,U12,U14,U16) when you are given the entry fee and the hotel. I just had another tournament in which I performed horribly and didn't want to lose more rating points.
1: make a ridiculous sacrifice
2: miss a simple way to save the exchange
3: blunder a queen
4: blunder a piece to an elementary pawn fork
5: miss that elementary pawn fork
6: blunder a rook to a simple queen fork
7: miss that simple queen fork
8: not advancing a passed pawn ready to queen
And this didn't happen at some low-class local open, but at the national U-20 championship. Master strength players were playing right next to us (and presumambly silenty laughing their asses off).