Glad to see you decimating "him"!
0.7 seconds per move avg

Develop your pieces, premove recaptures, see simple tactics quickly, see their defense before they see it.
Anyone can do this against a player weaker than they are. I think I remember GM Hansen playing whole games in under 10 seconds. I'm nowhere near that fast.

That's impressive. I'll never be able to do that as long as I live. I'm not a quick on my feet thinker like a lot of you guys are and anything but a natural at this game. I need the time to remember all the do's and don'ts and to apply what I've learned from studying over the years. I usually play 15 or 10 min


Watching 1...d5 felt worse than an ammonia burn, dangit.
Come on honey, play something good, like 1...e5

I know for sure I would leave my wife and the kids if she played 1...d5. I would get a one way ticket to Borneo/Sumatra and live happily with fish.

No idea what that stuff means
It is obvious dude, it means he is on mushrooms.
36 seconds off my clock.