Do these ever occur all at once?
10 reasons as to why I refuse a rematch!

I can't do a re-match---my cat needs to be fed and she will tear my leg to ribbons if I don't respond.

I am a trained ventriloquist and I call myself from the bedroom
Do you respond?
I just realized how fun it would be for a group of ventriloquists to invite people over and leave them with absolutely no idea how many people are actually in the house.
9. I am tired of losing to you.
8. My wife is calling me.
7. My wife is calling me from the bedroom!
6. My girlfriend is calling me from the bedroom!
5. I have to walk the dog.
4. I have to go to the bathroom.
3. Dinner is ready.
2. I have to pick dinner up.
1. My favorite program just started.