1600s not knowing basics of chess .....Bruh

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So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) . 

After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.

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This is the wrong game
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M1m1c15 wrote:

This is the wrong game

What do you mean ?

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ChesswithNickolay wrote:
Anonymous_Dragon wrote:

So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) . 

After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

Dude that's so dumb I knew this at like 1450...

Exactly lol

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i think he had to go or something 

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Roger436 wrote:

i think he had to go or something 

Probably his gf would have called him and told him she was home alone

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BongCLOUD
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I knew this when I was 900 lol

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C L O U D
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Anonymous_Dragon wrote:

So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) . 

After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

how does he not know that

even ik its a ded draw with perfect play from both sides :\

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M1m1c15 wrote:
BongCLOUD

It is bongcloud. Whenever you move your king pawn one square and then move your king one square. Officially it may not be the bonglcoud but unofficially thats what it is

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darkbrah7654 wrote:
Anonymous_Dragon wrote:

So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) . 

After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

how does he not know that

even ik its a ded draw with perfect play from both sides :\

Good for me though. Got free 8 points

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royalknight101 wrote:

he probably thought you were the bongclown bot

lel

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I knew K + P vs K at 1000…

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royalknight101 wrote:

and i am saying that maybe he thought you were the bongclown

hmm

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Quite depressing.

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AunTheKnight wrote:

I knew K + P vs K at 1000…

Yeah. I mean different people learn it at different points of time with respect to their ratings. But I thought it was fair enough to assume that by 1500 , everyone would know it , until this game happened.

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royalknight101 wrote:

 

i mean to go from a losing position, equalize and have a winning advantage, seems sus

Aha lmao. So he suspected me to be cheating.....xd

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Bongcloud is a fools mate, it leads to mate in one