This is the wrong game
1600s not knowing basics of chess .....Bruh

So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) .
After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.
Dude that's so dumb I knew this at like 1450...
Exactly lol

i think he had to go or something
Probably his gf would have called him and told him she was home alone

So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) .
After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.
how does he not know that
even ik its a ded draw with perfect play from both sides :\

It is bongcloud. Whenever you move your king pawn one square and then move your king one square. Officially it may not be the bonglcoud but unofficially thats what it is

So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) .
After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.
how does he not know that
even ik its a ded draw with perfect play from both sides :\
Good for me though. Got free 8 points

I knew K + P vs K at 1000…
Yeah. I mean different people learn it at different points of time with respect to their ratings. But I thought it was fair enough to assume that by 1500 , everyone would know it , until this game happened.
So my opponent with the white pieces decides to play 1f4 (Bird's opening) . I decided to go for e6 , Ke7 (Bongcloud) .
After 78 moves , the position is a dead draw . I have a King and a pawn . However his King has the opposition , so I can't promote. But for some reason that guy thought it was losing and resigned. I can't stop laughing.