A Newbie drew Stockfish at highest level (2 draws so far)

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Asparagusic_acids wrote:
p8q wrote:

I don't play kids, thank you.

There's a website for kids: https://www.chesskid.com/

Little trolls should stay there with the rest of little trolls. Everything should stay into its right place.

Off course, only a kid would boast of being drunk and feel proud about it. I should have deduced your age from the beginning.

I could destroy you in any time control.

 

Almost certainly true.

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Beginner lessons:

Development:

Develop your pieces to active squares

 

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Ziryab wrote:
Asparagusic_acids wrote:

Beginner lessons:

Development:

Develop your pieces to active squares

 

 

When you get enough of these, you could publish them in a book on Amazon. You could call it: Minding Your P's and Q's: Lessons from a Patzer

You can find these lessons in every single game that he played.

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Ok, look at the title, that’s not true, the only possible way is that he/she has been playing chess a lot and learned alot

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Beginner lessons:

Piece imbalances:

Don't give up a strong bishop for a bad knight.

 

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zmfwy wrote:

Ok, look at the title, that’s not true, the only possible way is that he/she has been playing chess a lot and learned alot

He is trolling, he never drew sf.

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p8q escribió:

I don't play kids, thank you.

There's a website for kids: https://www.chesskid.com/

Little trolls should stay there with the rest of little trolls. Everything should stay into its right place.

Off course, only a kid would boast of being drunk and feel proud about it. I should have deduced your age from the beginning.

You are afraid of a kid* beating you? That's pathetic, goes to show you are a moron when it comes to chess.

 

*I'm not a kid but since I figured you'd keep spouting that lie...

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Ziryab wrote:
Prometheus_Fuschs wrote:
p8q escribió:

I don't play kids, thank you.

There's a website for kids: https://www.chesskid.com/

Little trolls should stay there with the rest of little trolls. Everything should stay into its right place.

Off course, only a kid would boast of being drunk and feel proud about it. I should have deduced your age from the beginning.

You are afraid of a kid* beating you? That's pathetic, goes to show you are a moron when it comes to chess.

 

*I'm not a kid but since I figured you'd keep spouting that lie...

 

I coach children, and they love it when I show them a game where a child beat me.

If you go to a open tournament, you will see a lot of children. 

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Hmmm... Let me count... 6! Ok, 6 accounts I'm reporting to chess.com by abuse and harassing. Good byyyeee happy.png

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p8q wrote:

Hmmm... Let me count... 6! Ok, 6 accounts I'm reporting to chess.com by abuse and harassing. Good byyyeee

XD I have never been muted, and never will be. In fact I will be reporting you.

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Not only did you miscount, it's 5 not 6, but @zmfwy isn't worth reporting.

I mean... none of us are worth reporting, and you're a dumb troll, but this means on top of everything else you can't count.

What a buffoon.

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llama44 wrote:

Not only did you miscount, it's 5 not 6, but @zmfwy isn't worth reporting.

I mean... none of us are worth reporting, and you're a dumb troll, but this means on top of everything else you can't count.

What a buffoon.

Thank you for confirming the number to chess.com staff. Off course I reported 5. It's good to have another of your insults recorded for chess.com staff to check it out.

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Here's another beginner lesson:

Hoping your opponent doesn't see threats in daily games doesn't end well

 

 

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p8q wrote:
llama44 wrote:

Not only did you miscount, it's 5 not 6, but @zmfwy isn't worth reporting.

I mean... none of us are worth reporting, and you're a dumb troll, but this means on top of everything else you can't count.

What a buffoon.

Thank you for confirming the number to chess.com staff. Off course I reported 5. It's good to have another of your insults recorded for chess.com staff to check it out.

I reported you, it is a matter of time before your banned.

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Looks like even when you have 3 days to move, you make beginner level errors.

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Beginner lesson:

Don't ruin your own pawn structure:

 

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I play daily matches in the same way I play rapid or blitz matches: many many many of the times while cooking, shopping, or doing any kind of multitasking, sometimes while I'm sleepy, sometimes when I'm tired and I don't feel like thinking, because I don't care about chess.com rating. I only play to enjoy, not to feed my ego with a meaningless rating.

I never stepped on a chess club or never went to a tournament because I'm happy with my job and I don't want to take chess as a career. We know that only top GMs can make a living out of Chess. That doesn't mean that the rest of us can not produce a good quality game from time to time.

That's the reason many of my matches are full of blunders and others are played properly. Once in a while I missclick and castle where I don't have to, or give a queen for a pawn or whatever. Then I resign because I don't want to keep playing after a missclick.

Thank you for proving that I'm a newbie and I'm not a cheater. That's what I was saying all the time from the beginning. Thank you again for your free work to prove what I'm saying.

People at home have software enough to see that I drew twice vs stockfish, they don't need little kids-trolls around lying, manipulating, being immature and unrespectful.

I also posted another game from another user that got a draw vs Komodo 11 (in case nobody noticed with these kids trolling around).

The only games I play seriously are vs stockfish.

That's a simple fact that kids can't understand.

5 accounts now are going to be banned. I don't think being muted is the only punishment they will receive.

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Needless to say: next unrespectful commentary, next insult to me or any titled player or member, will be blocked and reported immediately, and their account banned.

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Nice silence

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It would have being interesting to have a technical conversation with someone who is not immature and unrespectful.

I analyzed an old game played by my smartphone vs my computer (intel i7 2.8GHz 8GB). I played to check if my smartphone was strong enough to take the challenge against it. After running several games I was convinced it was strong enough.

Here is one of the games. I had to resign manually because they engaged in a hundreds of moves draw:

 

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