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StairwayToTruth

I FINALLY GOT MY RATING BACK TO 1337!!!

 

Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.

 

Life is good again.

StairwayToTruth
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Have a beer.

I don't drink alcohol.

 

I should drink alcohol.

themofan2
StairwayToTruth wrote:
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Have a beer.

I don't drink alcohol.

 

I should drink alcohol.

what is alcohol?

themofan2
mofanyu wrote:
StairwayToTruth wrote:
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Have a beer.

I don't drink alcohol.

 

I should drink alcohol.

what is alcohol?

is alcohol something in beer?

StairwayToTruth
mofanyu wrote:
StairwayToTruth wrote:
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Have a beer.

I don't drink alcohol.

 

I should drink alcohol.

what is alcohol?

Yes

StairwayToTruth
mofanyu wrote:
mofanyu wrote:
StairwayToTruth wrote:
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Have a beer.

I don't drink alcohol.

 

I should drink alcohol.

what is alcohol?

is alcohol something in beer?

Alcohol is Satan's urinary output

StairwayToTruth

Anyway, all is right now. I will not be suing chess.com anymore. Https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-will-not-be-suing-chess-com-anymore-unless

 

This thread has come to its conclusion, for now, as far as I am concerned.

 

 

themofan2
StairwayToTruth wrote:
mofanyu wrote:
mofanyu wrote:
StairwayToTruth wrote:
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Have a beer.

I don't drink alcohol.

 

I should drink alcohol.

what is alcohol?

is alcohol something in beer?

Alcohol is Satan's urinary output

?

StairwayToTruth

What? No. Satan is my lawyer.

zippytwister
And he'll starve if you don't keep him,eh? This is why I hire muffin men-if they're hungry, I feed them to each other.
StairwayToTruth
zippytwister wrote:
And he'll starve if you don't keep him,eh? This is why I hire muffin men-if they're hungry, I feed them to each other.

I like the way you think

StairwayToTruth
With_every_step wrote:

With Satan as one's lawyer, one shall not want.

Well, to be fair, Satan's just his middle name.

His first name's actually Lucifer.

DinnerSpaceparauno

Reading this entire thread has done 5 things for me:

1. Made me hungry. It I s not time for dinner yet, maybe I'll just munch on something.

2. Made me miss an undead rabbit. 

3. 42 + nothing = 

4. Made me ponder

5. 

StairwayToTruth
MyDinnerSpace wrote:

Reading this entire thread has done 5 things for me:

1. Made me hungry. It I s not time for dinner yet, maybe I'll just munch on something.

2. Made me miss an undead rabbit. 

3. 42 + nothing = 

4. Made me ponder

5. 

Looks like it's time for your to go your dinner space and eat a currently dead rabbit while pondering 42 + nothing and         .

DinnerSpaceparauno
StairwayToTruth wrote:
MyDinnerSpace wrote:

Reading this entire thread has done 5 things for me:

1. Made me hungry. It I s not time for dinner yet, maybe I'll just munch on something.

2. Made me miss an undead rabbit. 

3. 42 + nothing = 

4. Made me ponder

5. 

Looks like it's time for your to go your dinner space and eat a currently dead rabbit while pondering 42 + nothing and         .

Very well then chap, 😋

StairwayToTruth
MyDinnerSpace wrote:
StairwayToTruth wrote:
MyDinnerSpace wrote:

Reading this entire thread has done 5 things for me:

1. Made me hungry. It I s not time for dinner yet, maybe I'll just munch on something.

2. Made me miss an undead rabbit. 

3. 42 + nothing = 

4. Made me ponder

5. 

Looks like it's time for your to go your dinner space and eat a currently dead rabbit while pondering 42 + nothing and         .

Very well then chap, 😋

Please don't eat me though. I'm made of wood and may have termites.