Any girls here play chess?

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jurassicmark
Quaestor wrote:

Since it seems you posted the same topic four times, I went ahead and deleted the three duplicates. I deemed this one the fittest to survive.

It's a number's game.  Don't hate the playa.

jurassicmark
Idrinkyourhealth wrote:

One day i was in a chinese shop and saw a basket shoes for only 34.89 €. But they had a firm logo Kanidas instead of Adidas and the design was too weird. I decided not to buy that shoes. I bought chips for 1.19 € instead.

I laughed when I read that.  Thanks.

ivandh

I can tell by your avatar that you are indeed a playa.

VULPES_VULPES

I clearly don't play chess.

December_TwentyNine
wishiwonthatone wrote:
please_let_me_win wrote:

I like Chinese food

Makes me think of a constant comment from the movie "Idiocrasy". People are constantly saying "I like money". Movie worth watching.

How about a movie called "Chess Idiocrasy." It's a nice film about when the USCF world champion's rating is 885.

jurassicmark
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

That's actually a funny comment except for the "they conquered" bit lol.  That's probably unnecessary.  I've always groaned at the title "World Series" though.  Spot on.

And, post #48 was hilarious "precisely" because of the double zinger of the USCF declaring a world champion (which is stupid), and the world champion being only 885.

wishiwonthatone
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

wait, you mean the U.S. isn't the world? A lot of people are going to have their minds blown when they read this!

But I know it can't be true because I watched the news on NBC this morning and they told me about the fire, the weather, and the traffic. There was no mention about something called "the Ukraine" so I guess it doesn't exist.

Joking aside the U.S. leans toward narcissism without a doubt.

steve_bute
please_let_me_win wrote:

Why would girls play chess?

Same as the boys who play chess ... they have nothing better to do.

blesszpr

Quaestor wrote:

Since it seems you posted the same topic four times, I went ahead and deleted the three duplicates. I deemed this one the fittest to survive.

Good job Thank you,I am not enough careful so…

denner

Women don't like men who are not enough careful. Not helping your cause there pal.

JustinJ_FairfieldU
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

Really though if you look at the players in the world series you'll probably find more non-Americans than Americans.  Also, don't forget, we there is one Canadian team that plays in the MLB. 

ilikeflags

the sex, the sex

ilikeflags

everytime i make a baby via chess.com, i get a free month.

DarnCatz

ilikeflags wrote:

everytime i make a baby via chess.com, i get a free month.

.... and a puppy dies.

ilikeflags
DarnCatz wrote:

ilikeflags wrote:

everytime i make a baby via chess.com, i get a free month.

 

.... and a puppy dies.

good riddance.

bigpoison
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

The Blue Jays have won two World Series.

ozzie_c_cobblepot
JustinJ_FairfieldU wrote:
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

Really though if you look at the players in the world series you'll probably find more non-Americans than Americans.  Also, don't forget, we there is one Canadian team that plays in the MLB. 

Re: America's Hat

It's not even a real country anyway!

ilikeflags
bigpoison wrote:
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

The Blue Jays have won two World Series.

and i bet the expos would'a won in '94

ivandh
JustinJ_FairfieldU a écrit :
please_let_me_win wrote:

USCF world championship? Is that a bit like the World Series in a sport that Americans introduced to other countries they conquered and yet in a competition involving only American teams?

Really though if you look at the players in the world series you'll probably find more non-Americans than Americans.  Also, don't forget, we there is one Canadian team that plays in the MLB. 

There used to be two, but we "liberated" one of them.

theoreticalboy

The World Series title demonstrates misplaced confidence in the sport more than arrogant insularity, really.  It's not entirely the U.S.'s fault that they didn't realise how terribly boring baseball is.