Anyone know if this position has a name?

I'm playing around against the pc just trying stuff and this is something I ended up doing

Any opening setup with this

Is called the "I'm new at chess and don't know what I'm doing"

I was just curious, no need to try and lower someone's self esteem for asking a question

this is not necessarily true. this is actually an ok formation vs 1.b6

from this position I actually destroyed the computer, not sure what to make of it since it wasn't a player, but the computer was playing so conservative i figured I would see what happens

This setup is reminiscent of a Paul Morphy game, although there it was played against the French rather than against the Caro-Kann Defence.  ( see the sites collection, https://www.chess.com/games/view/620 ); so if you want to play in this manner perhaps look there for when to consider this - and for some middle game ideas ( it is also covered on the SLCC YT - under 'Paul Morphy is not strong: A refutation' ). Hope that helps.

That's probably true.

If I get to make 5 moves in a row after 1.e4 b6 (all that crap plus e4 and d4) my position should be very good.

As is usually the case when someone is an asshole: 

it's not about you, it's about them.

In other words, yeah, my bad.

(but it's still a ridiculous opening setup)