Are Carlsen and Karjakin really playing the World Championship?

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Do we know if those games are really being played? Is there any proof that FIDE and AGON are not tricking us?

You might think: oh another pathetic conspiracy theorist!

WRONG

Because this time, we have REAL EVIDENCE that the players are not Carlsen and Karjakin. Without further ado:

-Carlsen has missed 2 two opportunities in the endgames

-Carlsen has played lines with a lot of theory as white: Ruy López, Giuco Piano.

-Karjakin still has not lost a game.

-The amount of mistakes in both sides is unbelievable (some people were even talking about 5 blunders in one of the games Magnus could have won...and imagine how many Sergey did to get into a worse position)

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I'm waiting for the typical unbeliever to pop up and say: "But wait, isn't there a live broadcast with images and so?"

Well, they say so. But it is just a video created by a computer mixing all the video records of Carlsen and Karjakin. À la Photoshop.

In fact Karjakin and Carlsen have been kidnapped and the games we are seeing were played by the first two homeless GM they found (with 2500 rating or so, I am not saying they are bad, just not world championship level)

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jadoubovich wrote:
 

If that is really happening to your face, you should go to a doctor. It might be serious.

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are (low quality) trolls supposed to get triggered that easily? Awww

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jadoubovich wrote:

are (low quality) trolls supposed to get triggered that easily? Awww

I didn't know you got triggered by my comment. If that is the case, my apologies.

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SkyMarshal wrote:

You are right, they are not Carlsen and Karkajadas playing. They are in fact me and Pulpofeira. Or kaynight, can't remember well.

And pdela is Agon, I suppose.

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I'm talking seriously guys! Karjakin and Carlsen were first, what if they want to kidnap us too? I bet Illuminati has something to do with it.

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kingofshedinjas wrote:

Do we know if those games are really being played? Is there any proof that FIDE and AGON are not tricking us?

You might think: oh another pathetic conspiracy theorist!

WRONG

Because this time, we have REAL EVIDENCE that the players are not Carlsen and Karjakin.

Troll!!

 

"You might think: oh another pathetic conspiracy theorist!"

CORRECT

 I expect you also believe that the Appollo moon landings were faked in a secret NASA studio.

 

"Is there any proof that FIDE and AGON are not tricking us?"

Is there any evidence that they are?

 

"Because this time, we have REAL EVIDENCE that the players are not Carlsen and Karjakin"

 

... In your imagination.

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ModestAndPolite wrote:
kingofshedinjas wrote:

Do we know if those games are really being played? Is there any proof that FIDE and AGON are not tricking us?

You might think: oh another pathetic conspiracy theorist!

WRONG

Because this time, we have REAL EVIDENCE that the players are not Carlsen and Karjakin. Without further ado:

-Carlsen has missed 2 two opportunities in the endgames

-Carlsen has played lines with a lot of theory as white: Ruy López, Giuco Piano.

-Karjakin still has not lost a game.

-The amount of mistakes in both sides is unbelievable (some people were even talking about 5 blunders in one of the games Magnus could have won...and imagine how many Sergey did to get into a worse position)

 

Troll!!

 

"You might think: oh another pathetic conspiracy theorist!"

CORRECT

 

I expect you also believe that the Appollo moon landings were faked in a secret NASA studio.

 

"Because this time, we have REAL EVIDENCE that the players are not Carlsen and Karjakin"

 

... In your imagination.

Oh...I guess it's too late for you. It is sad but some people just cannot handle the truth.

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kingofshedinjas wrote:
 

Oh.. I guess it's too late for you. It is sad but some people just cannot handle the truth.

 

Some people cannot handle the truth? Correct. You are one of them you sad, sad troll.

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ModestAndPolite wrote:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
 

Oh.. I guess it's too late for you. It is sad but some people just cannot handle the truth.

 

Some people cannot handle the truth? Correct. You are one of them you sad, sad troll.

Ok, unbeliever. But I warn you, you may end up believing the hard way.

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Also, I forgot to mention it, but nice ad hominem.