Why are you asking for oranges if they don’t have any?
Because I am tired of eating apples. It's not helping me improve in chess. This orange idea just means I wait longer for an opponent, and those that prefer apples can still eat apples.
Why are you so docile and submissive you won't suggest improvements?
I mean, in your analogy, you kept asking for oranges, when they already said they didn’t have them. You could have said, “is it possible for you guys to grow oranges”… which is a yes or no question.
What I'm saying is, the site isn't going to change to multiple types of pairing algorithms. Simple as that. So if they liked the idea, they would need to change it for everyone.
My impression is that your style of pairing idea, now that you have a more detailed description, potentially could work, or something like it anyway, and probably would not impact pairing time significantly. Again, if you feel strongly about it, open a suggestion ticket.