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pdela wrote:

I have got laid with more than 12 different women

So was that your lifetime achievment?

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HessianWarrior wrote:
pdela wrote:

I have got laid with more than 12 different women

So was that your lifetime achievment?

Consider the lung power to get so many "women" up.

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I_been_thinkin wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
pdela wrote:

I have got laid with more than 12 different women

So was that your lifetime achievment?

Consider the lung power to get so many "women" up.

Any horny chump can get laid if he lies.

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Whip_Kitten because she almost got rid of James Bond

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It's funny how Bond never got anyone pregnant? 

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bb_gum for having the superpower of hearing things

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HoeYifan for speaking fluent chinese

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Whip_Kitten wrote:
trysts wrote:

It's funny how Bond never got anyone pregnant? 

He shoots blanks.  Has to bang 1/2 the world to compensate for his shortcomings.

"He shoots blanks" was brilliant!Laughing

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Yeah, he's got a small gun and a small car, maybe he has big hands afterall?

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OMG!Laughing

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Who could blame a guy who's real name was Marion?!?

You're sooo cruel, Whip_Kitten.Laughing

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The title of this thread is becoming quite amusing

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James Bond, hardly a heart-throb, the whole series and concept is a real sewer of misogyny, though over the top, brash, corny wet dream types of movies could be someone's favourite genre. (Should this be posted in trysts movie thread?)

Have we come any closer to deciding pdela is the winner ? :)

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You're going to love Whip_Kitten's analysis of James Bond, kiwiWink

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Sylvester, you meaty dream, he ruins his acting by talking... Lol

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@trysts , @whip_kitten, blanks! Lol that's a good'un

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True, but you must admit, Sylvester's dialogue is more vocal than silent movies;)

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Laughing

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bb_gum234 wrote:
 

Too much meat if you ask me.

Do women like balloon muscles?

Muscles are good, so long as you still look humanLaughing

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Bond for me epitomises hatred, I can't even pretend to like Bond lol

Oh Sylvester , all that excess skin sogging down isn't doing him any good. The Expendables really is about pensioners running around with guns! Action lovers one for you ^^