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MSC158 is banned!! :D

    MSC157   You need to relay your post to kayknight. He'll relay it to me. I'll send it to Premium Duck, who will post it for all to see.

I've received an e-mail from MSC157!!!

Hi guys,

As many of you know I've been muted recently.

 As a consequence of that I can no longer compete for Best chess.com member. For that reason, I withdraw from the Best chess.com member contest. I suppose pdela is the fair winner of the contest.

Lots of love

MSCguy

Muppet!

Nice try. 

he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter.

But he has a new book called Pdela's guide to getting laid. It's not very long........well just one page........or, maybe half a page, when it's finished.

Is it a picture book?

True

I think it's a colouring book but you only need a red pencil.

...

Color by number with only one number?

Yep...Only one colour is needed. 

I understand the need for the trident. Are the sneakers for a fast getaway?

No. He has a special bike for that.

They wouldn't understand.  We need to keep Trident as a nuclear deterrent.

Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face. haha. What a load of old pony. If it was that good people would wash up with their face. lol :)

My granny is too young to know who Patsy Kensit is.

First!