How does Sean Connery pass as a Spaniard in that movie, anyway?
can monkey's play chess?

There is nothing on the earth that re-assembles to chess. So, even if there something exists in the universe which have a better memory and thinking ablility, they may have a better game. But not chess.

I don't think you'd wanna teach a monkey to play. Everytime they made a good move they'd start screeching and jumping up & down and showing their yucky teeth....and maybe even moon u.
Oh, we're not supposed to do that?
Good point.

(kleelof) If a human male and human female were raised from an early age without other humans around, they WOULD end up reproducing when they got old enough.....Watch Brooke Shield w/ Christopher Somebody in the movie __________.
(Ahhh, what's that movie title ?)

I think, from what I've read thus far in this topic, it all boils down to two important questions:
- What is the chess learning speed of an unladen chimp?
- Is that chimp African or European?

(kleelof) If a human male and human female were raised from an early age without other humans around, they WOULD end up reproducing when they got old enough.....Watch Brooke Shield w/ Christopher Somebody in the movie __________.
(Ahhh, what's that movie title ?)
Blue Lagoon you pervert.

I think, from what I've read thus far in this topic, it all boils down to two important questions:
What is the chess learning speed of an unladen chimp? Is that chimp African or European?Is this leading to a Monty Python joke?

So what happened to the racist monkey jokes? [edit: I am not racist, was just expecting a lot of them in this thread]

(cont'd)
Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.
Chimpanzees attack their neighboring troops. The raiding parties are stealthy. They kill who they can,and then return to their territory.
Surely chimpanzees go on raiding parties to assert the strength of their troop and in so doing are protecting their territory and their rights to the food available in their territory.

So what happened to the racist monkey jokes?
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Beware the Beast man ... for he is the Devil's pawn!