How does Sean Connery pass as a Spaniard in that movie, anyway?
can monkey's play chess?
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Aug 23, 2014
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#83
There is nothing on the earth that re-assembles to chess. So, even if there something exists in the universe which have a better memory and thinking ablility, they may have a better game. But not chess.
Aug 23, 2014
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#84
(cont'd)
Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.
Are there other reasons to kill?
Aug 23, 2014
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#86
yea...
..he will murder his brother to possess his brothers land!
Aug 23, 2014
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#87
kleelof wrote:
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:
I don't think you'd wanna teach a monkey to play. Everytime they made a good move they'd start screeching and jumping up & down and showing their yucky teeth....and maybe even moon u.
Oh, we're not supposed to do that?
Good point.
Aug 23, 2014
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#88
(kleelof) If a human male and human female were raised from an early age without other humans around, they WOULD end up reproducing when they got old enough.....Watch Brooke Shield w/ Christopher Somebody in the movie __________.
(Ahhh, what's that movie title ?)
Aug 23, 2014
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#89
I think, from what I've read thus far in this topic, it all boils down to two important questions:
- What is the chess learning speed of an unladen chimp?
- Is that chimp African or European?
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:
(kleelof) If a human male and human female were raised from an early age without other humans around, they WOULD end up reproducing when they got old enough.....Watch Brooke Shield w/ Christopher Somebody in the movie __________.
(Ahhh, what's that movie title ?)
Blue Lagoon you pervert.
Boogalicious wrote:
I think, from what I've read thus far in this topic, it all boils down to two important questions:
What is the chess learning speed of an unladen chimp? Is that chimp African or European?Is this leading to a Monty Python joke?
So what happened to the racist monkey jokes? [edit: I am not racist, was just expecting a lot of them in this thread]
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:
....ignorant.
Are you talking to me?
Aug 23, 2014
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#95
Steve212000 wrote:
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
(cont'd)
Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.
Chimpanzees attack their neighboring troops. The raiding parties are stealthy. They kill who they can,and then return to their territory.
Surely chimpanzees go on raiding parties to assert the strength of their troop and in so doing are protecting their territory and their rights to the food available in their territory.
no monky diablo yes gg
mike_tal wrote:
So what happened to the racist monkey jokes?
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
I heard they prefer play like protoss and kill some humans on starcraft 1.
Aug 23, 2014
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#99
kleelof wrote:
mike_tal wrote:
So what happened to the racist monkey jokes?
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Not racist enough, but funny!
Beware the Beast man ... for he is the Devil's pawn!