can monkey's play chess?

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ConnorMacleod_151

Beware the Beast man  ... for he is the Devil's pawn!

Tongue Out

mike_tal

How does Sean Connery pass as a Spaniard in that movie, anyway?

shakil0302

There is nothing on the earth that re-assembles to chess. So, even if there something exists in the universe which have a better memory and thinking ablility, they may have a better game. But not chess.

ConnorMacleod_151

(cont'd)

Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.

Surprised

mike_tal

Are there other reasons to kill?

ConnorMacleod_151

yea...

..he will murder his brother to possess his brothers land!

The_Ghostess_Lola
kleelof wrote:
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:

I don't think you'd wanna teach a monkey to play. Everytime they made a good move they'd start screeching and jumping up & down and showing their yucky teeth....and maybe even moon u.

Oh, we're not supposed to do that?

Good point.

The_Ghostess_Lola

(kleelof) If a human male and human female were raised from an early age without other humans around, they WOULD end up reproducing when they got old enough.....Watch Brooke Shield w/ Christopher Somebody in the movie __________.

(Ahhh, what's that movie title ?)

Boogalicious

I think, from what I've read thus far in this topic, it all boils down to two important questions:

  1. What is the chess learning speed of an unladen chimp?
  2. Is that chimp African or European?
kleelof
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:

(kleelof) If a human male and human female were raised from an early age without other humans around, they WOULD end up reproducing when they got old enough.....Watch Brooke Shield w/ Christopher Somebody in the movie __________.

(Ahhh, what's that movie title ?)

Blue Lagoon you pervert.

kleelof
Boogalicious wrote:

I think, from what I've read thus far in this topic, it all boils down to two important questions:

What is the chess learning speed of an unladen chimp? Is that chimp African or European?

Is this leading to a Monty Python joke?

The_Ghostess_Lola

....ignorant.

mike_tal

So what happened to the racist monkey jokes? [edit:  I am not racist, was just expecting a lot of them in this thread]

kleelof
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:

....ignorant.

Are you talking to me?

trotters64
Steve212000 wrote:
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:

(cont'd)

Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.

 

Chimpanzees attack their neighboring troops. The raiding parties are stealthy. They kill who they can,and then return to their territory.

Surely chimpanzees go on raiding parties to assert the strength of their troop and in so doing are protecting their territory and their rights to the food available in their territory.

satanichess

no monky diablo yes gg

kleelof
mike_tal wrote:

So what happened to the racist monkey jokes?

How do monkeys get down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! 

ItachiUchiwa

I heard they prefer play like protoss and kill some humans on starcraft 1.

Boogalicious
kleelof wrote:
mike_tal wrote:

So what happened to the racist monkey jokes?

How do monkeys get down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! 

Laughing Not racist enough, but funny! Laughing

Boogalicious

Here's one:

Q. What do you call a monkey in a hijab?

A. Poorly tree'ted.

*yes I did just make that up.