Carlsen only wishes.........

He's Canadian.  The whole population of that country can be considered a massive inferiority complex.  In other words, he can't help it.

Our school system rankings state otherwise my good man

I'll make this interesting:

I bid on his $1000, $100 vs 1,000,000 if u win, however I give u a deadline of 3 years (because according to your calculations in the beggining if i am correct you can do it in i believe one year u said). Over 5 years you give me an interest of %5 monthly compounded monthly until you give in, in which case you give me an additional $100 dealing_with_idiots fee.

The interest is compound and on the original $100, with adjustments for inflation. You pay me the 100 initially an monthly give me a check for 5% of the compound. As i said earlier, if you give in, and become a gm after that, you don't get the cash, however you stop the interest if you give in.

my good man i skipped 3 grades and have an iq of 163.

I want to thank the community for their help. For those of you that gave positive feedback I thank you. Also, I may be better than Carlsen at age 7, but I know that I will not be able to get to his 2800< rankings. 

hmmm you dont seem to understand basic logic... You are saying you will become champoin I am saying you will become champoin so we both are going to become champoin... if you become champoin I must also be champoin so using that basic logic everybody who has been playing for a year and is 1400 will become champoin...

duh....

lmao sure you do. Why i am superman and batman, for those of you that believed they were two different people that was a lie formulated by the government to control the shark population in Lake Michigan

So what do you propose?

On the contrary, you being nominated as troll of the month by default of newtons third law allows us to troll you and your threads.

lmao. based on your response you still don't get it do you,  probably since English is your second language, but reread my first response till you get it. Just don't give up iy will eventually come to you.

counter offer--  First condition, become a paying member of my company http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/chesscom-didnt-respond-in-24-hours?page=2    (post 39) 

Second condition, I want a 1,000,000 perpetuity at the inception of this contract, then I want no limits on when i can achieve the GM, so i can achieve it at 99 years of age. Also, The perpetuity cannot be voided  at any time and lack of payment by you, will be transfered to all your extended family members until payment is made. That is all. 

Do we have a deal?

lol... u guys still haven't dropped the subject?

Do you want in on it? The more the merrier. 

As to your terms:

1st: No

2nd: No

Counter offer:

Your limits on reaching GM will be increased to 8 years, and any extra time will be allowed, with interest 10% interest, however the payment to you is increased to 2,000,000.

do we have a deal?

Dude, your silence will be tacit compliance to the above contract. 

Brah, not dude

Your blindness will ensue a 1000 initial payment to the contract as part of the dealing_with_idiots fee.

correct

no limit, 

$5000 perpetuity- real monetary value( thus adjusted for inflation) to me, once I get NM status, If GM then $20,000 perpetuity- RMV

NM instead of GM

$1000 present value to you ONLY if I stop trying to reach NM

accept?

a counter offer negates the originial contract, so no need to say no to my specific terms brah. Just giving your "169" iq a little lesson in contract law brah