When your opening line with a girl is "so, do you play chess?"
oh god... shoot me now.
you know you're a chess addict when...
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When you have more chess clocks then watches
You know you're a chess addict when...
Sep 28, 2008
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#46
You know that you are a chess addict when you go out of your way to buy Luzhin's Defence because it has chess content......
You know that you are a chess addict when......
You look at a white surface and black squares begin to materialise.
You know you're a chess addict when....
while holding a conversation you're not being able to concentrate because the only thing you can think of is how you're going to trap somebody in chess.com ...
you know you're a chess addict when...
The olympics are every two years.
You know you're a chess addict when...
zlhflans wrote:
You walk like a knight on a tiled floor.
You know your a chess addict when:
happens to me all the time!
every other comment on this thread has you laughing at yourself thinking "That's me!"
you know you're a chess addict when
You take a chess set and book to the bathroom, and forget to go to the bathroom.
You know your an addict when...
Sep 29, 2008
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#54
you post your death thoughts on chess.com, linus please get help; talk to a live person.
you know you are a chess addict when......
you begin sleeping with your head inside of theory books hoping osmosis actually works
Sep 29, 2008
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#56
you accidentally wake up at 5:30 in the morning and the first thing you do is hop online to make your moves :(
You know you're a chess addict when...
Your child's first words are "e4!" His first Name is "Grandmaster"
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Your cat learned to walk over your Chess board without bumping pieces ... ( ...and to Cheat. ~He ALWAYS WINS, by refusing to make his move until you fall asleep at the board ! )
when you see the man who drags you out of the matrix and shows you this horrible dieing world where you can't play chess 24/7.
you know you're addicted when...
When it takes ages to go over a chequered floor
you know you're a chess addict when you can read the expression 'bathroomgate' and not burst out laughing.