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It all depends on where you sell your valuable friend , or how , such as in parts or whole. Beware of a one armed dwarf  called Barry , that plays a strange guitar , don't go into the barn with him, ignore the friendly toothless smile .

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I'm stuck with a valuable friend. "I'm happy, hope your happy too."

I once had a girlfriend who raised a dwarf. She had grey/green skin and a doll with a pin. 

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The dwarf or the girlfriend?( It matters)

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My statement was very lucid. What don't you understand?

Are you canadian, vaticanian, or vietnamese? 

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Or a Vietnamese Canadian hiding out in the Vatican wearing big pointed hats and purple cloaks.

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Regardless, you are moving in a southeasterly direction. Is Austrailia your next destination?

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Perhaps I am just collecting gold stars , think of it as aesthetically  pleasing  , like old vacuum cleaners. Australia is upside down and would confuse me.

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Austrailans say the USA is upside down. Enjoy your gold star collection. China is certainly on your bucket list. Where is the bucket made? Where is the bucket maid? Is she a living loving maid?

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You may have heard , I've been thinking about becoming a Faith healer , maybe start off out of my garage , forget about China , China tooo old , I have a cunning plan.

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Yes---I have seen your unoriginal and tired rantings about "faith healers". Tape loops featuring preachers were very popular in the 80's--Accompanied with music. 

Perhaps you should try something that hasn't been beaten to death---

Maybe you could write some songs about the turds in the music industry--

Record companies---MTV---Radio stations and networks---etc...

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   What about Jimmy Page and plagiarism , but that's  also done to death  , your right Faith Healer just won't do , too much competition  …..all this thinking is making me dizzy, idle hands are the Devils Tools . I did get into some poison ivy though , itchy as Hell.

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    (singing)  I've got you under my skin….

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Frank Sinatra?????

I would prefer "I've got you UNDER MY WHEELS" by AC

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Augustus Caesar? …….Well maybe UNDER THE WHEELS OF MY CHARIOT…

 

I prefer ten minutes alex … I like the quick response time and working the clock , seeing your opponent go into a panic .

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  Would a Chariot Choogle be alright?         

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 Not a bad tune,  picked up Talking heads  "True stories " $1.50 garage sale , ……Buddy of mine passed away , kicked the bucket, he looked like an old time version of ZZ Top.….his Beatles collection went for 37 thousand bucks at auction, funny, life is a stage.

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Sorry to hear about your friend's passing.

37 K is quite a lot--rare Beatles stuff huh?

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Break time!