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thechessnerd · 2020-03-26T13:24:36-07:00

I'll put the best ones on my Instagram account @chess.anonymous anonymously (obviously!). I'll start it off: I once cried after losing to a chess hustler in Washington Square Park, NYC. It still haunts me to this day. whats yours?

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#161

I am just a normal human, like everyone else

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#162

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

if you don't care then stop messing with me bc I have better things to do than argue with a 3 year old

go do your "better things" trick just now messaging you after a week looks like someone been salty without my company ngl you better stop before I get to packing

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#163

SriyogeshS wrote:

I am just a normal human, like everyone else

simp

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#164

GabGarbage wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

agree with that, but we have tons of other things to do here on cc too, unlike social media which is just 100% chatting

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#165

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

I am just a normal human, like everyone else

simp

somebody teach this guy that guys and girls can be friends too

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#166

SriyogeshS wrote:

GabGarbage wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

agree with that, but we have tons of other things to do here on cc too, unlike social media which is just 100% chatting

chess be boring asf step outside and touch grass

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#167

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

GabGarbage wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

agree with that, but we have tons of other things to do here on cc too, unlike social media which is just 100% chatting

chess be boring asf step outside and touch grass

says you

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#168

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

I am just a normal human, like everyone else

simp

somebody teach this guy that guys and girls can be friends too

loser

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

0

#169

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

GabGarbage wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

agree with that, but we have tons of other things to do here on cc too, unlike social media which is just 100% chatting

chess be boring asf step outside and touch grass

says you

okay no lifer take that chess piece out your pfp and lets see something you're actually good at

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#170

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

I am just a normal human, like everyone else

simp

somebody teach this guy that guys and girls can be friends too

loser

Oh, why am I a loser now?

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#171

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

I am just a normal human, like everyone else

simp

somebody teach this guy that guys and girls can be friends too

loser

Oh, why am I a loser now?

why you ask so many questions

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#172

it's fun

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#173

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

okay I'm leaving the arguement, there's really no point in wasting my time when I could be having a good day and chatting with my friends. please don't contiue the arguement, for everyone's sakes!

ok, I don't wanna argue with a guy who calls people a simp for defending a friend anyway

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#174

SriyogeshS wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

okay I'm leaving the arguement, there's really no point in wasting my time when I could be having a good day and chatting with my friends. please don't contiue the arguement, for everyone's sakes!

ok, I don't wanna argue with a guy who calls people a simp for defending a friend anyway

listen to your female dog clown

Reprka

Sep 28, 2023

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#175

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

GabGarbage wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

agree with that, but we have tons of other things to do here on cc too, unlike social media which is just 100% chatting

chess be boring asf step outside and touch grass

Isn't that ironic for somebody using the chess.com website?

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#176

GabGarbage wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

GabGarbage wrote:

SriyogeshS wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

OnlyOneWalksOut wrote:

Springbon_N_Fredbear wrote:

@OnlyOneWalksOut if I'm childish you're a baby, so why don't you stay in your crib and stop bothering mommy and daddy to be on this website?

ngl you look mad ugly for a female disgusting

let's see your face then

Insta?

right here right now post a face pic.. unless ur too scared?

this a school computer fytb send yo insta

1. don't have insta 2. I'm also on a school computer so deal with it

1. bet your parents be over protective 2 dc didnt ask deal with it yourself

1. At least she is not wasting her time on social media 2. shut up

Texting in chess is already wasting time.

agree with that, but we have tons of other things to do here on cc too, unlike social media which is just 100% chatting

chess be boring asf step outside and touch grass

Isn't that ironic for somebody using the chess.com website?

aint you korean go bow to your master while he eats everything in front of you

SriyoTheGreat

Sep 28, 2023

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#177

whoever this guy is, you know he watches too much movies

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

0

#178

hy

OnlyOneWalksOut

Sep 28, 2023

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#179

[Removed - DB]

DukeLuke123

Oct 31, 2023

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#180

Welsh-Corgi wrote:

GabGarbage wrote:

Kyobir wrote:

1 elo = 1 hour old playing blind folded on a touchscreen

50 elo = learner on advanced mode

100 elo = learning

200 elo = knows how to castle

500 elo = okay

800 elo = pretty good

1000 elo = really good

1200 elo = has talent

1500 elo = has big talent

1800 elo = wins smaller prize money otb tourneys

2000 elo = chess coach

2200 elo = national master

2400 elo = international master

2500 elo = grand master

2700 elo = super grand master

3000 elo = world champion

4000 elo = stockfish

5000 elo = Playing chess PERFECTLY. You can't lose.

6000 elo = What are you doing, go play 5D chess with multiverse time travel

7000 elo = 7D CHESS WITH OMNIVERSE TIME TRAVEL (Now with Chocolate flavored En Passant)

So sad I'm 2000 and I have no skills in coaching. I tried to coach my girlfriend who is 1100, but she doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying half the time and instead she starts to teach me. Is that very upsetting?

2000 is almost bear minimum for coaching

im back