Does arrogance know no bounds?
Now boors scream CHECK! at us. Conseqently riling calm-demeanoured individuals (polite, good-natured & well-dressed) to react in anger??
Say ''check'' softly. Then light a cigar...
Chess for angry high-strung people?
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AndyClifton wrote:
having pored o'er the games of the Patzer
I must say that your play's not so hot, sir
(why's he so rarely won?
oh, he's from Oregon!
he's the guy they grow all of that pot fer)
7.5 of 12 is rarely won?
that's almost 66% win avg over those 12 games.
Wow, poetically and statistically challenged. That's deficient in both halves of the brain. No need for me to post on Andy anymore, as I can see now what it is that is wrong.
There, there Andy it's OK. We'll make sure they give you your helmet back.
netzach wrote:
Does arrogance know no bounds?
Now boors scream CHECK! at us. Conseqently riling calm-demeanoured individuals (polite, good-natured & well-dressed) to react in anger??
Say ''check'' softly then light a cigar...
Man, you have a point there. I get at least several games in OTB where I sear to God that the other player has channeled the spirit of Howard Cossell when they play. And when they say check sometimes, it is not just with emphasis, they think they are like the Will Smith of chess or something.
Typically I never announce check as a courtesy to my opponent unless they somehow miss the fact that check has been played.
But yeah, some people....
Seriously. Stop feeding trolls. PortlandPatzer is obviously one of the guys who need to make everything to be about themselves. Just starve the idiot of the attention.
netzach wrote:
Looks like they can handle wood pretty well.
Yeah but can they whittle Staunton-chessmen during tea-break?
PortlandPatzer wrote:
netzach wrote:
Looks like they can handle wood pretty well.
Is that Main or Oregon?
Not sure where the footage is from CP as i do not watch the series if that is what you are asking. I don't think half of them could spell Staunton netzach let alone whittle.
I'm asking about Portland.
Astrid69 wrote:
Seriously. Stop feeding trolls. PortlandPatzer is obviously one of the guys who need to make everything to be about themselves. Just starve the idiot of the attention.
Not really Astrid69, I actually do have a life away from here.
Skol
Like going to the crapper? Or do you have a smartphone for that?
Yo hey come on people, once again, lets forget all this bickering and dance!
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
I'm asking about Portland.
Sorry CP, yes it is Oregon. one of our former (if he is not still) Oregon Champions was Steven Breckenridge and now he is in college @ Texas Tech I think. Another one was Nick Raptis. Both are quite good and Raptis used to play at the same coffee shop i play at all the time.
johnmusacha wrote:
Yo hey come on people, once again, lets forget all this bickering and dance!
Watch some TV. It's great!
(7.44 There's a trucker down!!)
Gotta love the youtube.
Yo, you have to "edit" your own comment to get the video to show up. Then click submit changes and press f5.
And we pronounce it Ore-EE-gun Not Ore-EE-gone. Give it another go like this one:
There once was a man in the States
Who would take all of Patzers Baits
Though he could let it drop
He just could not stop
And he has just his hand for dates
Just kidding. We all know Rosie turned him down.