" Laughter is the Best Medicine " is the title of a thread here so let's have another little joke: Growing old is when you're told to slow down by the Doctor instead of the Police.
Chess for Oldtimers --- Good Idea !
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Jun 6, 2015
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#1363
Okay then let's try this one: Growing old is when " getting a little action " means you don't need to eat any fibre.
Or when all the names in your little black book have MD after em.
Jun 9, 2015
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#1365
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Or when all the names in your little black book have MD after em.
--- Good point Conflagration_Planet. Which reminds me of a old one-liner by WC Fields: " After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse ".
Jun 18, 2015
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#1367
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
--- Thanks for the post and it very nice of you to leave a comment however your long name is starting to drive me nuts so how does Mr C_P sound instead ?
being old you run into these situations: Wife says: "Honey let's go upstairs and make love!" Me: "Honey, Please choose as I can't do both"
Jun 19, 2015
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#1369
cabadenwurt wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
--- Thanks for the post and it very nice of you to leave a comment however your long name is starting to drive me nuts so how does Mr C_P sound instead ?
Many of us have been calling him "cabby." Kind of like "Call me a Taxicab!" --- "OK, You're a Taxicab!"
Jun 19, 2015
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#1370
ponz111 wrote:
being old you run into these situations: Wife says: "Honey let's go upstairs and make love!" Me: "Honey, Please choose as I can't do both"
So true, so true ... thank goodness for fold-out living room couches ... some say ...
Jun 19, 2015
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#1371
ponz111 wrote:
being old you run into these situations: Wife says: "Honey let's go upstairs and make love!" Me: "Honey, Please choose as I can't do both"
--- Thanks for the new posts.
Ponz111: Thanks for that joke, I like it a lot.
Jun 19, 2015
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#1372
motherinlaw wrote:
cabadenwurt wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
--- Thanks for the post and it very nice of you to leave a comment however your long name is starting to drive me nuts so how does Mr C_P sound instead ?
Many of us have been calling him "cabby." Kind of like "Call me a Taxicab!" --- "OK, You're a Taxicab!"
--- Well I have been called a lot worse over the years so I like being a cabby.
Jun 19, 2015
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#1373
A quote from Ogden Nash: " Growing old is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. "
Jun 20, 2015
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#1374
cabadenwurt wrote:
A quote from Ogden Nash: " Growing old is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. "
Nice. And absolutely true!
cabadenwurt wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
--- Thanks for the post and it very nice of you to leave a comment however your long name is starting to drive me nuts so how does Mr C_P sound instead ?
Don't care. :)
Jun 22, 2015
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#1376
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
cabadenwurt wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
--- Thanks for the post and it very nice of you to leave a comment however your long name is starting to drive me nuts so how does Mr C_P sound instead ?
Don't care. :)
--- Thanks for the new posts Motherinlaw and Mr Conflagration_Planet.
You know you're old when your joints pop louder than a bowl of Rice Krispies.
You know youre getting old when hair grows in places you dont want it to and won't grow where you do want it to ... 
Jun 24, 2015
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#1380
Reb wrote:
You know youre getting old when hair grows in places you dont want it to and won't grow where you do want it to ...
--- Thanks a lot for the funny new posts.
I found a cute item that fits right in with this site: You know you're getting old when you get winded playing Chess. ( I'm rofl here, too funny ).
Thanks for the posts.